The baker's wife

It was an especially hot day, like really hot. the kind that makes you sweat a lot with sweat drenched clothes as a result. on this fine and especially hot day, our hero, the one and only, the magnificent and certainly muscular, good looking Ib'asar had one simple task. Impress the bakers wife. not out of romantic interest, well out of romantic interest, at least that's written on this scroll. where was I? ah, the bakers wife, well there is where he wanted to knead some bread..uhm. dough..you know what I mean. so, he was gonna impress here by doing something..Nice. yes, something nobody expected of ib asar. uhm..he was gonna break into the sultan's palace and steal some bread there. what? Boring? my hero is the greatest most muscular hero to ever have lived! so, he walked up to the palace and punched out the guards. no, not A guard, all of them! and then he went to the kitchen and took all the bread and the sultan stopped him and was all impressed for punching these guards and then he got the bakers wife and then he had another adventure the next day, that I will tell tomorrow.

Heard from a novice storyteller named Ib'asar at the beginning of his apprenticeship