I am a bard,
And when I fight,
All enemies fart,
No matter their diet
The poop mp3
Is my magically
Crafted spell
To make all unwell
I researched all day,
No recognition or pay,
Deep deep into the night
Your yellow may mellow
But this brown won't flush down
A rumble so grumbly
Your tummy will tumbl-EEEEEEEE
Now POOP