Zoological Collections Openings License

This bloody thing. We can't keep the Zoo running without this license, but it is a pain in the rear. Even in the most horrific of viral outbreaks, dangerous animals escaping, and all manner of horrific incidents, we must stay open! Don't you just love that!   Why this license exists... I couldn't tell you. We have asked the Zoological Collections Ministry countless times, but they just won't tell us.
 
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Quick Facts

INTRODUCED IN: Year 398   ENFORCED BY: Zoological Collections Ministry   FUN FACT: We are the only zoological collection in the Yonderverse affected by this license! That's right, they wrote it specifically for us!  
 

License Details

There are a few key aspects of the license that particularly bother Rox, the Zoo's founder.   The main issue is that we have to stay open for 10 hours a day, every day of the year. Each day is 20 hours long, and each year is 200 days long. Our zookeepers rotate and work around half a year, giving them plenty of time to pursue personal interests and hobbies. Unfortunately, Rox works every day of the year, which puts a lot of pressure on her.   The license grants us permission to put individual sectors of the Zoo on lockdown. Each sector is millions of miles away from others, accessible through portals. In cases of emergencies, we put sectors on lockdown, forcing visitors out so whatever issues can be handled privately.  

Trode Bear Escape

Possibly the most horrendous event to ever have occurred in the Zoo was when our two trode bears escaped. These are easily some of the most dangerous animals in the entire Yonderverse, and it forced us to put countless sectors on lockdown.   These giant, laser-shooting bears figured out how to operate our portals, for goodness sake. Thankfully, the bears were apprehended and the enclosure reinforced. We have not had an escape since.

Viral Outbreak

Two hundred years ago we suffered a horrific viral outbreak, that affected millions of visitors. A mysterious tourist brought a deadly pathogen to the Zoo, which affected our animals, the people taking care of them, and our visitors.   We suspect it was a biological attack, and that the host was paid to deliver the virus to the Zoo. Nevertheless, it caused great outrage and has been the only time we have completely shut down the Zoo since the license was enforced.

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Jun 30, 2024 12:31 by Keon Croucher

Mochi....Laser bears!?! I want to meet them!!! I demand these adorable danger friends get an article either if a prompt fits in camp, or after camp!! (unless one already exists) cause they sound so awesome!!!!   Also the viral outbreak, whoever did that is terrible, I hate them, how dare they try and make all the cute animal friends ill so mean. Really cool license and some crazy stipulations but I mean I could see these stipulations though. Governing bodies are wild, and put absurd stipulations on all kinds of things.

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Jun 30, 2024 12:46 by Mochi

I will definitely write about trode bears if a prompt fits!   You'll see more of this virus soon! :D

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Jun 30, 2024 12:58 by AP.

"Huh, trode bears, they sound cu---wait they have lasers??!" xD I agree with Keon, we need them. Please. And yeah, that viral outbreak sounds horrendous. Poor Rox! Dealing with all that goes on, constantly! I hope she can find someone to share the burden with so she gets a break!

Jun 30, 2024 14:22 by Mochi

Seems like I have to write about these trode bears! xD I can't wait :D

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Jun 30, 2024 16:48 by jyliet of the house

Oh no, what a vicious bioweapon, if it was intentional. :( Glad that the Zoo was able to solve that, even it meant closing down for a day. Amazing that guests were still able to access parts of the Zoo with the trode bears loose!

Jun 30, 2024 17:30 by Mochi

The zoo is fantastic at minimizing dangers!

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Jun 30, 2024 23:52 by Dr Emily Vair-Turnbull

Poor Rox, having to work every day of the year. Someone get that girl a holiday!   Terrifying trode bears and bioweapons, though. D:

Emy x
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Jul 1, 2024 07:46 by Mochi

I knooow, even on her birthday, she's running about the Zoo, making sure everything's in order!

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Jul 2, 2024 11:52

How dare they make a legislation specifically for A to Zoo!?! That poor Rox is working her damned butt off like that. I mean, I'm happy that the zookeepers rotate at least, but still...

Jul 2, 2024 18:02 by Mochi

Why the Ministry made this legislation, we will never know :(

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Aug 21, 2024 17:06 by Rin Garnett

I need to know why they're the only zoological collection affected by this license! What did they do to deserve such a thing??   Also, the bit about the bears using portals reminds me of the anecdote from Yellowstone about designing trashcans that are easy for humans to use but hard for bears to get into. Something about there being significant overlap between the most intelligent bears and the least intelligent humans.

Aug 23, 2024 19:05 by Mochi

You'll need to ask the Zoological Collections Ministry!   I love bears :D

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Aug 23, 2024 13:08 by Tillerz

I like it. You have some weird and funny ideas. :D

Aug 23, 2024 18:00 by Mochi

Thank you! <3

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