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(Verse 1)
In the land of Burger Plains, where flavors soar,
Lived a hero, the Burgermeister, we adore.
With a spatula in hand, and a heart so bold,
He faced a mighty dragon, as the legends told.
  (Chorus)
Oh, Burgermeister, a culinary knight,
He fought for what's right, with all of his might.
Through sizzlin' battles and a dragon's roar,
He saved the Burger Plains forevermore.
  (Verse 2)
Gnashgullet the dragon, fierce and grand,
Threatened our beloved burger land.
But the Burgermeister, with courage so true,
Rallied the people, formed a brave crew.
  (Chorus)
  (Bridge)
In the heat of the battle, flames danced high,
The Burgermeister reached for the sky.
With a final flip and a secret recipe,
He defeated the dragon, set the Burger Plains free.
  (Chorus x2)

Defender of the Plains

The "Brave Burgermeister" song, written about the great battle between the Burgermeister and Gnashgullet the dragon, features a captivating melody that evokes the spirit of traditional cowboy ballads. It is composed in the key of G major, providing a bright and uplifting tone that complements the heroic theme of the song.
 
Tempo Tater
Known for her creativity and dedication, Tempo Tater spent countless hours perfecting the lyrics and melody of the "Brave Burgermeister" song. Her contributions to the world of children's music have earned her numerous accolades and a dedicated fan following. Her songs continue to be performed in schools, community gatherings, and even during special events in the Burger Plains. Tempo Tater's passion for storytelling and ability to create magical musical experiences have made her a beloved figure among both children and adults.

 

Performances

The song has found a cherished place in the repertoire of children's music performances. It has been performed by talented musicians, storytellers, and community groups in a variety of settings, including schools, libraries, and cultural events. The song's ability to captivate audiences of all ages has made it a perennial favorite among young listeners and their families.

Legacy

Passed down through generations, it has become a treasured piece of the local heritage, celebrating the courage and culinary traditions of the community. The song's enduring legacy lies in its ability to ignite the imagination, instill values of bravery and community spirit, and foster a deep appreciation for the culinary arts and the heroes that arise from them.

 

Controversy

Some critics argue that the "Brave Burgermeister" song romanticizes a troubled history, overlooking the realities of the Burgoda's demise and the dangers it now poses to those who dare to explore its depths. They believe that the song's uplifting narrative fails to acknowledge the sacrifices and challenges faced by the Burgermeister and his community.
  Others, however, defend the song's portrayal of the Burgermeister's heroic actions, highlighting the tale as a source of inspiration for young listeners.
 

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Jul 17, 2023 16:30 by Dr Emily Vair-Turnbull

The song is so fun! You did a really good job.   I love that there is a controversy section. :D

Emy x
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Jul 17, 2023 16:51 by Emily Armstrong

Thank you! I had such a good time recording, this would have been 3-4 takes if it wasn't for all my stopping to giggle xD This is slightly cut down, the full version has an additional 3 verses but it felt like it was already dragging so much. I may release the 'director's cut' some day xD   I've really been digging the idea of this big hero who did something that saved so many and changed the land for the better, but at a large cost. I think part of the fun of Culinarypunk is having this really really ridiculous setting but still being able to tell interesting stories within it. He's a moose man who fought a dragon with a magic spatula and had songs written about how awesome he was, but an entire city was lost and he disappeared soon after. Plus the Burgoda will make an awesome dungeon for the TTRPG party to raid ahahahah and I mean, I don't know, there's a slight possibility that the ancient dragon may not have died down there and could potentially be a terrible terrible thing to come across hundreds of feet below ground xD. I don't know if I'm doing the story justice, but it's been a fun weekend working it all out :D

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Jul 17, 2023 16:58 by Dr Emily Vair-Turnbull

Dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuun.

Emy x
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Jul 17, 2023 17:34 by Nimin N

What a fun song and I love that you made a recording of it!

Jul 18, 2023 03:35 by Emily Armstrong

Thank you!! I hope I get to do more fun stuff like this with other kingdoms!

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Jul 18, 2023 14:29 by Sapha Burnell

I... I never thought I needed twangy music in my life...

Jul 18, 2023 15:06 by Emily Armstrong

Break out the banjos and mandolins, we're goin' pickin'!

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Jul 22, 2023 13:52 by Marjorie Ariel

This is super catchy, and I love it. I now want to know more about Tempo Taterand the other songs she wrote.

Jul 22, 2023 15:29 by Emily Armstrong

Thank you!! Hahahah I'll have to book Tempo Tater in for more recordings in the future ;D

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Jul 22, 2023 19:14 by Reanna R

Legend says this song is so catchy that there's a 94% chance it'll get stuck in your head...

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Jul 23, 2023 04:11 by Emily Armstrong

xD I've cursed myself with this song, it's been stuck in my head all week!

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Jul 29, 2023 16:38 by Autumn Riverwood

This is an amazing article! Also that song is going to be stuck in my head for at least a week- It's really good! :D

Jul 31, 2023 13:57 by Emily Armstrong

Thank you!!

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Jul 31, 2023 12:55 by Chris L

OMG! You recorded the song! I love this! Wait... he's a minotaur... so he's part bull... which means... he's the burgermeister because he's made of... burgers? Is that right!?


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Jul 31, 2023 13:58 by Emily Armstrong

Hahahaha of course I did! Gotta give Tempo Tater her voice xDD Oh my goshhh, he IS technically made outta burger bwaahahahah

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Aug 4, 2023 20:27 by Kenneth Bignell

Love the layout! Great story! I had no idea there was such a thing as Culinarypunk! And a mooseman cook! It doesn't get any better! Nice song, fun! Great article and so much fun to read!

Aug 5, 2023 11:25 by Emily Armstrong

Thank you! I hope you enjoy the delectable world of Culinarypunk! :D

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Aug 5, 2023 16:11 by Kenneth Bignell

I think I will!

Aug 5, 2023 06:10

Oh Emily, I´ve got an earworm. Lovely catchy song.

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Aug 5, 2023 11:26 by Emily Armstrong

Ahahahahah thank you! I hope it isn't stuck in your head for too long xD

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Aug 5, 2023 21:10 by Joshua Stewart

I mean this is just great, I could totally see a children's performance of this at like a park or community theatre happening. And actually recording the song, *chef's kiss*, just perfect. I ended up writing a song for this prompt as well, but I didn't even once think of going that extra step and making an actual recording. So cool.

Aug 5, 2023 21:54 by Emily Armstrong

Thank you!! Hahahah oh man, I can totally see it now! Music teacher on the side of the stage sitting on a stool with their guitar, the lil kids in homemade costumes of the Burgermeister and Gnashgullet, that one kid dressed as a cactus instead of a tree xD

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Aug 10, 2023 19:45 by Sapha Burnell

I'm still walking around with this in my head... damn you.

Oct 11, 2023 22:28 by Emily Armstrong

Eeeheheheheh I hope this notification brings it baaack ~

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Aug 20, 2023 15:38 by E. Christopher Clark

Like Dr. Emy has already said, the song is fun and the controversy section is a brilliant addition! I just love that you recorded a version of it for us all to enjoy. Bravo!

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Oct 11, 2023 22:28 by Emily Armstrong

Thank you!! Gosh I really need to do another song for Culinarypunk, I loved getting to be extra silly with this one xD

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