Peter Piper's Personal Protection Pepper Powder

Pick Peter Piper's Personal Protection Pepper Powder

A PERSONAL ITEM THAT KEEPS YOU SAFE

Peter Piper is Please to Present Pepper Powder

for Personal Protection

All Peter Piper's Personal Protection Pepper Powders come in a convientent packing pouch.
Now available at fine vendors everywhere.


"Oh Peter, this is preposterous! Personal protection pepper powders?"
"It is not preposterous. It's a pepper of a plan."
"Without pondering I can point to plenty of reasons why personal protection pepper powder is a poor proposal. Primarily, pulling powder from a pouch and puffing it at a pugnacious predator is perfectly pointless. Have you never been pursued nor placed in peril? Secondly,--"
"Petra, please!"
Petra pursed her lips and proceeded with, "I can't believe papa placed you as president of grandpapa's precious pepper company."
"I earned my position!"
"You got lucky with pickled peppers!"
"You could help, you know."
"How? By peddling powdered peppers? Tell me, Mr. President, how does Montgomery’s Wizarding Wares and General Store feel about your newest pepper of a plan?"
Peter pressed the point of his patent pending pepper pump into the ground. "They preferred to pass."
"Two passes in a row, Peter. Doesn't look good for papa's perfect protégée."
"Your perniciously pedantic pretension persists in placing us on precarious plateaus."
"Precisely. Prevail or pack up. You have one more chance, Peter. If you can't make grandpapa's company profitable again, I will."

Significance

Three Days Later

"Excuse me? Are you Peter Piper? The inventor of Peter Piper's Personal Protection Powder?"
Peter looked up from tending a pepper bed in his garden to find a young woman standing with two boys. "Yes," he said, "I'm Peter Piper."
"Mr. Piper, thank you! Peter Piper's Personal Protection Powder saved our lives."

make sure your pepper powder is ground from thoroughly dried peppers.

wet peppers will not powder.

only buy from a reputable source

pepper powder is no joke

*keep out of reach of children

**do not inhale or ingest

***may cause burning eyes, shortness of breath, coughing, inability to breathe, blindness

****if accidental exposure occurs seek professional help immediately

Item type

Weapon, Other

Manufacturer

Peter Piper's Peppers Inc.

Creator

Peter Piper

Owning Organization

Peter Piper's Peppers Inc.

Raw materials & Components

100% Naturally Grown Peppers

To use:

pull a pinch of powder from packing pouch

puff powder at preditor, pointing at nose and eyes

run away

Peter Piper and Peter Piper's Peppers Inc. are not responsible for injury or damaged to any party in any association with the use of Peter Piper's Personal Protection Pepper Powder.

Peter Piper and Peter Piper's Peppers Inc. are in no way linked, affiliated, or endorsed by Pipers.


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