Spaceport Rules

You see? They never break character! This place is great!

— visitor pointing at one of the posters

After a number of unfortunate events, Cordell wrote up a set of rules and posted them near the entrances to the Spaceport. These bright and friendly posters are considered humorous by most visitors.

Purpose

These posters set clear guidelines for all visitors.

Document Structure

Publication Status

The poster is posted at all entrances to the Spaceport as well as in restrooms.

Legal status

While the document is not legally enforceable, it has helped to cut down on some of the unpleasant events.

Historical Details

Public Reaction

Most human visitors to the Spaceport see these posters as a delightful joke, proof that the 'Port is working hard to create an immersive environment.

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Spaceport Rules

1. Respect the diversity of life. We do not tolerate harming, insulting, or pranking of others. The Spaceport is a safe space for interspecies interactions.
2. Use of weapons is strictly forbidden. Check all weapons at the security kiosk.
3. All visitors must purchase a ticket and wear the assigned badge. Use of holoprojectors to bypass the purchase of a ticket is forbidden.
4. Remember that Earth is interdicted. Offworld visitors are reminded not to leave the facility.
5. Make sure your spaceship is parked in the designated area.
6. No molting allowed. If you shed it, take it with you.
7. No offworld currency is accepted. Please visit the concierge for currency conversion.
8. Follow the safety instructions and regulations of each attraction. Do not use any powers, abilities, or devices that could endanger yourself or others.
9. Do not litter, pollute, or damage the environment or the facilities.
10. Pets must be under control at all times.
11. Be mindful of your own health and well-being. Do not consume any substances, foods, or drinks that could harm you or make you sick. Diagnostic cubes are available at all food vendors. Seek medical attention at the clinic on level 2 if needed.
12. Report any problems, emergencies, or violations to security. Do not attempt to solve conflicts on your own or take matters into your own hands / feelers / tentacles.

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Type

Other, Poster

Medium

Paper

Location

The Spaceport

Authors

• Cordell Klakowicz

Signatories (Organizations)

• Spaceport Crew Members