The Janitor

I handle the trash...

The Janitor is always there in the background, sweeping or performing any number of other simple tasks. No one asks their name, and that assumes they register The Janitor's existence in the first place. Most people can't even recall their gender. The Janitor was a joint effort involving many organizations of The Web.
Siegfried contributed to training, The Magicians of Carthage gave The Janitor psionic abilities. Potential candidates we're pulled directly from The Oxford Cabal, and The Alexandrian University filled the subjects mind with a vast range of knowledge. Then The Discordance got involved.

The Janitor was an attempt to infiltrate The Commonwealth of Alternative Religion , spy on their operations, and assassinate undesirables on a whim. The discordians, being similar to a cult, themselves, took exception to this. They didn't do much. They simply approached The Janitor and wished them a happy birthday, handing them a wrapped box with a gift inside. The Janitor went rogue the next day.

The Rise of The Workforce

The Janitor is the head of an organization called The Workforce, a watchdog group who maintains the status quo of The Web. The discordians are effectively responsible for the organization, though it's likely they never intended its creation. When The Janitor defected, they notified each organization, including The Commonwealth, that not only were they no longer working for them, they were watching them.

What The Janitor and their organization are looking for is up for debate. anytime the scales are tipped in the favor of one or another, The Workforce steps in. Any time an organization acts outside of the rules established by the Web and its allies, The Workforce steps in.
The discordians delight in this fact. They love The Workforce, and the discordians are the one organization that seems to get away with far more than others. Many believe The Janitor was a member of The Discordance to begin with.

Why?

Why The Janitor went rogue is a complicated problem. All parties involved know The Discordance was involved. They didn't exactly keep quiet about it. The discordians argue that it was the paranoia surrounding The Janitors creation that led to their defection
The Janitor was trained to handle anything. They were trained to withstand the worst forms of torture imaginable. They were trained to hate the enemy, and how to hide it from them. They were trained to handle anything, except an act of kindness. The simple act of giving a gift that was neither asked for, nor expected, humanized the enemy.
This led to a rapid change in how The Janitor felt about The Commonwealth and The Web. The Janitor never wanted vengeance, only to ensure the balance is maintained. The Janitor chose to enforce the rules due to the fact that they were made in violation of them.