Homon

The Wren-men; small, brown, unassuming, sings with a loud and imperious voice, drowning out the calls of other birds, and rather rotund. “Little King”; or so came the name from the hedge-stepping country folk.

So “Wren-Men” is a better phrase for the race. “Homon” is simply a corruption; “Somon” refers to the single names borne by standard humans, but “Homon” doesn’t really mean anything except ‘Half-Men’. Wren-men do not have half a name and they are not a part or reduction of anything.

Some other terms are “Halflings”, “Hobbits” and the oldest word; “Zeegees”; its origin unknown.

But “Homon” is simple and “Homon” has stuck.

Wren-Men look just like classic Humans, half the height, a little wider by proportion, and for some sub-groups, with broad, thick-soled dexterous feet. Other than that, they could easily be mistaken for a Somon child.

BIOLOGY

In almost every case, other than their size, Wren-men are “superior”.

A brief list of physical, mental, and emotional conditions they don’t have;

Cancer, dementia, insomnia, schizophrenia, lung infections, damaged tendons, concussion, depression, torn muscles, hysteria, hypnosis, arthritis, dizziness, hallucination, mutation, superstition (except for their Ghost Festivals), Alzheimer’s, poor spines, heart disease, and post-traumatic stress.

Bones and muscles retain their strength and flexibility even without use. (They can dance their way out of prison after some time in the clink). The tan in minutes, skin color shifting to the relative level of light. They can live on very little, infesting marginal environments, in which Somon would starve. They live as long as Somon, but with excellent health. They also breed true. A Homon parent always produces Homon young.

And they are fiendishly, frustratingly lucky, surviving disasters or impossible dangers with unnerving glibness, all while remaining friendly and even-tempered to the point of patrician dullness.

In short, for anyone, but especially for standard Somon, Wren-men are some of the most agonizingly frustrating and irritating beings it is possible to encounter.

"It is fortunate indeed for Somon that our greatest competitor is, not only deeply agreeable but conveniently half the size. If they were of equal mass we would be enslaved within a decade. Or, what might be worse, simply managed." - Vosis Fail excommunicated Sophont of Yga.

HOMON STATE OF MIND

Homon as a group, hew closely to a mean, with less diversity of thought and action than in Somon culture. They are practical, sensible, and agreeable, sometimes to the point of absolute insanity.

It's been remarked that if their house was on fire and the vote was split on whether to leave, a Homon would simply stand in the doorway and let half of their body char to ash. They almost always think the 'middle way' is best, and because their communities are so uniform, the power of the majority can take on a terrifying aspect.

While they are certainly friendly and reasonable, they are hugely intolerant of anyone who doesn't seem to care about, the things they do.

Anyone absorbed in the mind, 'theory', or abstract thought is marked as “unusual”.

Anyone with a point of view outside the mean is “a bit odd”, even if they happen to be right.

Homon, especially in a group, will systemically deny, rationalize, and ignore these flaws. All Homon know they are tolerant and reasonable people. THEY KNOW IT TO BE TRUE.

They grasp detail and process relating to people, as opposed to the Deoth, but they have real difficulty with things that have no immediate or obvious utility. If half a society were in favor of banning slavery, and the other half for it, the Homon would simply vote for some slavery, some of the time, and be entirely morally secure in their choice. Anyone distant, disagreeable, or 'other’ will be labeled “haughty” or “high” and quietly and ruthlessly ostracised.

Living with Homon can resemble being crushed slowly to death by piles and piles of stone. The enormous intensity, intimacy, and uniformity of Homon culture is the prime creator of Homon adventurers. If you cannot fit in, you have to get out.

Their strange luck, a knack for survival, uniformity, and ease of aging means they lack 'depth', in the opinion of non-Homon. They rarely experience or feel the tragedy. They rarely hit bottom. And so, because they never crash and burn, or fall apart, they rarely have crises or dramatic moments of growth and change.

The Homon mind-state is alleged, by non-Homon, to make them unsuitable for certain kinds of magic, especially those of a dark, dreamlike, or entropic aspect. Though, and in some cases, any Homon would claim that those are simply ridiculous and unreliable magics anyway.

The only way which they could be considered 'fey', is that, for them, large matters are invariably treated lightly, and small matters are of great importance. So that death, love, fire, and disaster are looked over as small things, but knives or pistols might be drawn, and have been, for instance, over the matter of a missing spoon.

HOMON ADVENTURERS

Homon is one of the few people to become adventurers to learn how not to get along with people. Or at least, how to respect the privacy and inwardness of others without frustration or contempt. To learn that the study and comprehension of abstracts can sometimes be, not only useful but meaningful, even if it is not used. And to, eventually, and with great difficulty, learn that the middle path is not always the best path. That sometimes, occasionally, VERY OCCASIONALLY, the right thing might be a very slightly extreme choice.

HOMON POPULATIONS

Homon LIVE roughly in four patterns; the 'Cantons', large settled groups where they make their own law, the small ghettoes in the Grey Cities, the marginal traveling (and criminal) communities, and the strange 'wild' Homon, who live on the borders of the Waste, or even in the Waste itself, if they are even real.

THE CANTONS

Small sub-nations within the spheres of larger cities, in the Mountains of Reality, or in the more distant valleys of a Gloom Queens rule.

Here, in their own micro-nations, the Homon are at their most Homon-esque. They run agricultural communities with ruthless efficiency and the farm owners, or Squires, spend every single spare copper on enormous hats, clothes, parties, interior design, cooking, and siege equipment.

They are insanely socially competitive, obsessed with out-doing their neighbor, and love splendiferous displays; big hats, parties, games, balls, more parties, parliaments, meetings, guilds, markets, and simply any or every chance they can get to both interact with, subtly judge, and painfully outdo their immediate social group.

This is the society that many Homon adventurers are trying very hard to escape.

The Cantons are well-defended and several send treaty-troops to their larger parent polities. These rarely serve directly along with their larger allies but the Homon are very adept at logistics and the handing and operation of siege equipment. Their troops have marvelous esprit-de-corps and magnificent hats. Their generals are dumb as muck; part-time enthusiasts bloated on delusion and self-importance, but once they are distracted with a pie or a saucy new cadence, the relatively high quality of Homon troops, training, and logistics come into play.

And of course, they have cavalry.

There is nothing a Homon will not ride, or at least try to ride. Every Canton has a species that they have dedicated to mastering. Depending on the place, you may see Homon riding Goats, Sheep, Mega-dogs, Snails, Pigs, Donkeys, Giant Tortoises, Huge Turkeys, Miniphants, Hippos, or Weird Lizard Things.

THE GHETTOS

When Homon makes it to 'the big city', they become politicians, socialites, scribes, sewer-workers, journalists, teachers, thieves, gangsters, assassins, restaurant owners, and celebrity chefs.

They love to run major cultural institutions, but it can be very, very bad to have two criminal organizations, theatres, operas, etc, with similar prestige, in the same city, both run by Homon.

They will go to war.

On the positive side, this does result in brief cultural incandescence as each organization drives the other to ever-greater heights of excellence and hard work.

On the downside, there are whispering campaigns, threats, violence, murder, and opportunistic demonic summoning.

THE MARGINS

Guns, goats, bare-knuckle boxing, and highway crimes.

Those who cannot get along in the Cantons, and have been banned from the cities, travel the highways and waterways of Blackwater. This can be a dangerous business at the best of times, considering the wars, monsters, waste incursions, tyrannical rulers, and unstable politics of that realm.

They move in groups, ranging from a single-family to a trail of thirty, in wagon trains or in long river-boats.

These friendly traveling groups of Homon are popularly assumed to be thieves and charlatans which, to be fair, is a truly meaningful percentage most of the time, though in most cases they limit themselves to petty theft, confidence scams, and the more useful forms of smuggling.

More dangerous are the river pirates, goat-bandits, and highwaymen who prey on honest trade. The Mountains of Reality are infested with outlaw tribes of Goat Riding Homon bandits who ride near-naked except for vast cloaks of sheepskin and who spend all their ill-gotten gains perfecting the breeding of bigger and bigger goats. Banditti legends say that the greatest of these reavers have, through deep communion, perfected the power to psychically control goats.

THE WILD

Strongly-denied rumors speak of wild and feral Homon in the Waste. Groups of “wild” Wren-men living naked in vast warrens.

The addled tales of memory-stripped travelers describe squirming piles in the warm darkness. Homon sniffing each other’s musk and running out in starving crowds to pull down prey. Huge balls of flesh, composed of hundreds of Homon piled together and linked arm-to-arm, rolling over the land, chasing and collapsing on travelers to devour them.

Though these are almost certainly mere figments of the imagination, drug visions, deceptions, delusions, or snares of Yggsrathaal.

THE GHOSTS

Homon, or at least the vast majority of Homon, are secretly symbionts.

Wren-men themselves call it their ‘ghost', ‘belly ghost’ or ‘stomach spirit’, and the common people see it as a semi-spiritual thing.

Inside their body, and integrated within their flesh, is a tissue of pale filaments, like torn translucent silk, wadded up sheets of thin wet paper, a crushed pale rose, or an albino octopus held in a fist. This mass does look a lot like the commonly held conception of a ghost.

This is a psychic, non-predatory, largely sessile, and ethereal extradimensional creature. A peaceful, vulnerable organism that needs an anchor to survive. If allowed to grow within a host, it can feed off their bodily sustenance, providing one of the reasons Homon likes to eat so much.

If allowed to integrate, the ghost gives subtle benefits.

Lightness – Ghost-holders are about ten percent lighter than they should be, relative to mass. This makes Homon surprisingly supple, bouncy, and agile, despite their plumpness. If they die of natural causes, the corpse of a Homon will occasionally float up into the night sky.

Memory - The ghost, though somewhat intelligent, has almost no personality of its own. Instead, as a psychic creature, it continually and intimately reads the mind of its host and keeps a nearly-complete para-personality as a kind of living simulation. If the host suffers memory or personality loss, the ghost can 're-load' lost memories and even run the whole body in a dreamlike state.

Sleep - The ghost and the host sleep at staggered intervals, one of them are usually awake at any particular time, making them hard to surprise, even when ‘asleep’.

They even share and swap dreams. Halflings can have up to three sets of dreams inside them; their own, the ghosts, and a marginal realm in which the two meet.

Dimensional Awareness – The ghost gives Homon a soft para-sense for extradimensional things manifesting as a dull intuition, or a 'strange feeling’. They are rarely totally surprised by the cascading otherness of dimensional incursions and it is hard for them to get lost in non-Euclidian space.

Magical Resistance – The ghost can split the effect of the more deadly spells, confusing the precise coding such murderous thaumaturgy requires by essentially having multiple identities in the same body.

All in all, this makes it very hard for the Children of Yggsrathaal to prey on Homon. Name-Thieves are frustrated, Homon can sometimes 're-grow' names in a way incredibly rare for other creatures. Memory-Eaters find the memories replaced and Dream-Stalkers are utterly confused.

GHOST CULTURE

Most take the Homon references to 'my friend', 'my own ghost' or ‘the stomach spirit’, and their weird giggling and belly rubs, as just an odd cultural affectation.

Even if the 'ghost' itself is seen, during moments of trauma or due to strange magics, it looks like. . . a ghost, exactly the vague kind of ethereal spirit that many cultures believe rests inside mortal flesh.

Ghost Festivals are seen across all Homon cultures. A rare, rather spiritual, and somewhat spooky party-day with a great deal of eating and drinking, parades and dances with ghost puppets and ghost-flags, Homon dressed as ghosts, and then private parties behind closed doors late at night where Homon commune with their own ghosts.

It is possible to pass or swap the ghost between Homon, which allows them to share or exchange memories and personalities with each other.

It is also possible for an old ghost to inadvertently enter a young body. In theory, the new personality should rapidly overwrite the old memories as the child develops. But in practice, they can guide the development of the mind to produce peculiar patterns of thought and knowledge.

These are all things that civilized Homon will avoid at all costs, considering them “savage” or, worse, “very regrettable”.

Though no such structures exist that prevent ‘Wild’ Homon, if they are real, or criminals on the margins, from using the ghost to gain skills, knowledge, and education from each other, or to produce ‘hive minds’ of tightly bound ultra-competent beings.