Living so close to the front line in an endless magical war is a frightening existence, especially if you're disabled.
Tabishka, though, is happy with xir life in the basement of the museum stores. Xir main source of excitement is the arrival of new shipments of archaeological finds from outside the Magical Exclusion Zone.
That is, until the latest shipment goes missing.
Tabishka is about to be tested in a way xe never imagined possible, and discover that not all heroes fight with swords.