Short Straws Session 6 Report

General Summary

Vitore's Log

>be me, catbird cock extraordinaire >be not me, serial flasher shorty colt, nature loving soy dispenser horse, paper eating goat nanny, piss-covered stallion, background batpony stallion(?) and noble equine >busting my moves in clothes shop on cute mare >she liked it so much she chucked me out with goat nanny >paradoxically, she told me to never come back again afterwards >Mares.oil >discover the rest of the group going into the temple >didn't care much until a flashing light rips through my eye sockets >valiantly try to withstand the damage, but it's so severe I'm blinded >choir colts soon come and drag me inside to heal my grievous wounds >suddenly find myself staring at the smaller unicorn apologizing for his actions >WhatTheCluck.carnival >still feeling a bit pissy over the exchange but decide to tag along since the cleric person said I had to be taught on Sun Goddess teachings >begrudingly accept since they look to be also adventuring themselves despite knowing the fate I was stumbling into >a few moments sitting idly by, we meet with this pink mare. >Her name's Flat Earth according to what I heard >She screams adventures galore from her confident and assertive posturing and sleazing about >CluckYes.voice >After a bit of super secret cool chicks talk, I decide to make myself useful by replacing some of the boards in the windows >meet a nice zebra stallion inside >reminds me of Wathaq, my scorpy fren >hug striped fren then go to board up the window as thanks, but let goat nanny in because she looks cuddly >Soon.anticipation >along with beak bondage, pinning, book throwing and pissing, suddenly find out I'm part of a secret foretold destiny of the Cool S >Not only that, pink mare also gave us a job to further discover more about it along with a gold reward >even got a satisfying soy drink after a round of playful banter with twirly moustache horse >extremelybased.awe >leave shack to plan out sneaky gem heist >AdventureContinues.hogchamp