Long live Skirka Report

General Summary

Well well well it would appear that our lovely little band of weirdos has a go to tactic for scoping things out. That tactic being everyone goes in and chills for a few minutes. Then Elsari comes in and uses her boss bitch energy to find out what they want. It’s working out so far.   Now before Elsari entered the scene let me breakdown where the others were and what they were doing. Oozy Jeff found the broken fountain in the market and used their (hopefully that’s right) amorphous form to put on a little show for the put upon denizens of the market. Insinoori and Vance blended in by looking at the wares of the arts and toys on display. Daelen found a flower stand. We’ll get back to that.   So Elsari finds Skirka, Eomas, 4 members of Skirka’s gang, and his personal robot body guard. The artificer tried to deduce more information about the automaton. However her view was blocked by the chicken stand and it’s delicious smells. The warlock cut straight to the chase. Skirka tried to act like the big tough gangster he ain’t in front of this nosey little cousin. Ms. Va’tarel pointed out his scales scars then kindly suggested he go hole up in his house. He did so.   Back to Daelen. He was so impressed with beautiful fauna on such destitute planes that he wound up buying everything that was for sale. He also asked the tortle a few questions about the party’s target.(Side note: y’all gonna want a snazzy name for your band of starseekers eventually. It’s all about branding baby.) He also offered the tortle work at his bar on X-31. Can the green thumbs foster beauty in the darkness of the Silence though?   Before the party left the market Vance tried to scope out was for sell and if any of it was useful to them. He left the market with two dime bags, and an entire medicine cabinet. He also bought some wine from Orthan.   The Sewers!… were pretty uneventful. Daelen merged with the stone and helped his allies sneak through the earthen tunnels. They saw some kobolds and Jeff found some nutrients which made Vance and Daelen a little uncomfortable.   Oozy Jeff oozed through the grate into Skirka’s menagerie. He saw a thug complaining about having the worst chores. Party all hopped into the menagerie and waited for the poor sap to reach the corner they were around.   Guy stops at the first sell and asks its occupant to eat. No response. He then goes around feeding the other creatures. Roll initiative.   They get a surprise round. Vance goes first and pulls out his double bladed scimitar and takes away all 4 kittens from the guy. Jeff goes ahead and breaks his neck. Everyone is surprised it was so easy.   They start examining the creatures in the cages. A burned and broken Aarocockra. Some lil dinosaurs. A lion. A starved giant. A large elemental that Jeff points out as a Flail Snail. They have really valuable shells.   People start wondering if they should kill the snail in the cell. Vance tries to get rid of the thugs body by putting it in the giant’s cell. Giant is very hangry and breaks down the door. Roll initiative.   After some astral kung fu, a trampled flower, some laser blasts and some eldritch blasts, beautiful sword and axe work the Mouth of Grolantar lay dead at their feet. Speaking of dead Vance was 3 kittens shy of sleepy time. Daelen then went to free the Aarockra.

Character(s) interacted with

• Skirka Long
• Flower stand guy
• Sketchy teenager selling drugs
• Random thug feeding animals
• Hungry Hank (the giant)
• Caged Bird….person