Sweeny's Smackdown Report
General Summary
We begin as many a dnd tale does- in a bar. Welcome to Sweeny's a shitty little dive nestled on the lowest decks of X-31. See Juke, the bar's kenku entertainment. Meet Lovett the goblin barkeep. Try a plate of kenku wings or have a dwarven burger. Missing people? Oh no Lovett's never seen that person before. Lets meet our heroes, shall we?
- "Oozy" Jeff Phials- a sentient gray blob that likes mushrooms, brain matter and going with the flow.
- Daelan Movrus- An earth genasi trying to get away from people. Finds out The Silence is more crowded than he thought. He enjoys finding beauty in harsh circumstances.
- Elsari Va'Tarel- The hooded lady who can out drink a space trucker and has great thighs. She's cooler than the depths of The Silence.
- Jeff is no slouch in combat and attacks with astral fists.
- Daelen's rage causes flowers to grow from the steel of the ship.
- Elsari lets her armor of Agathys take care of her foes while she sips on her everclear. She takes no damage.
- Hawaiian shirt guy gets his shit rocked in the early rounds but hits heavy in the end.
- Elsari gets harassed by Lovett.
- One dwarf surrenders when his allies all perish. Why save face when defeat is staring you in the face?
- Daelen makes the Dwarf swear to make this place beautiful.
- Hawaiian shirt guy introduces himself as Lt. Halden Reynes and asks the party if they'd like to get dinner and work. He leaves to get freshened up/ deal with the massive gash in his back.
- Lovett gathers up the free meat and heads in back.
- Elsari follows him and kills the cannibalistic little puke.
- The shaken dwarf, Thurdrom Hindale, is given the bar to run.
Rewards Granted
Thurdrom Kindale: Former dwarven soldier. Currently Daelan's Slave a reluctant employee of the party and new proprietor of Sweeny's.
