Session 1: Have you tried turning it off and on again Report

General Summary

The Party takes their first steps out into the wilds of space. Taking on a small job to repair a satellite for Versalife.     Their faithful friend Redgie Shirtsky joined them in the engineering bay, thirsty for adventure as Ukko fought the ships fish dispenser for a tasty treat. Edwin and Redgie attempted to discuss sports, with no real success.   Big Z was on her last legs as Dalton Quartz attempted to bring her into the satellite for docking, but problems with the ships systems abound, it was a task too difficult to achieve smoothly. They ultimately opted to jump-hook the ship to their quarry and pull her in slow.   Inside the satellite they found the blaster end of security measures. Something had tripped and then overridden the security systems causing all sorts of chaos. But what they were unsure of.   Ukko found a wedding ring and some fresh tilapia while Dalton and Edwin Krill worked on fixing the satellite.   They found a way to open the main engine bay but were suprised to find a mysterious stranger standing over two old bodies. The stranger appeared visibly annoyed by the interruption and dipped out a hole they had carved in the side of the satellite.   Dalton tried to give chase but narrowly avoided being sucked out the vacuum the stranger left into space. His immense strength and beefy-boi demeaner would prove the victor.   The Crew got the Satellite back up and running but at the cost of one Redgie Shirtsky. May his sacrifice and non-litigious personal negligence be noted and acknowledged.   After cleaning up the satellite the crew hopped on the ship and limped back towards The Hub   with enough cash to repair their ship and maybe grab the next job.