Pinky's Dream

General Summary

Side quest 4/13/2019   [pinky is having a very vivid dream while apparrently sleeping off a drunken stupor on the floor of the bar]   pinky is walking through a field of strawberries. He stumbles and trips and falls flat on his face so he decides to take a nap.> proceeds with napping. Meanwhile an elven girl is wandering those same fields taking care of her strawberry crops when she notices a random lump in the field. Now annoyed that her strawberries are most likely getting crushed, she cautiously walks up towards the lump. It isnt til shes more or less right on top of him’ that she realizes its a half orc man taking a nap in her field. She pokes him with her unstrung long bow until he wakes up with a “what the fuck-?”   “What are you doing in my field?!” She asks him, now very peeved. “Taking a nap. Obviously.” The half orc replies, slightly dazed and very much not awake. "Well would you get up and stop crushing my strawberries?" She snarls, noticing absently that the area surrounding the half orc was turning a blinding neon pink where the orc had lain. The half orc stumbles upright ungracefully, but in doing so hears rustling. He alerts the Elf and they look around to see some imps ripping up strawberry plants by the dozens. The Elf, now really pissed off, quickly strings her longbow as the half orc takes a swipe at the closest one with his short sword. He slices the imp right across the ribs causing the imp to cry out and alert the others. The elven woman very quickly dispatches of one with an arrow between the eyes. She takes a second shot at the second imp but misses the kill, hitting it in the arm as it dodges to the side and cackles at her. Sneering at the second imp, she lines up a shot at the imp beleaguering the half orc. He grins as he curbstomps the things head into so much pulp. Now grinning, the half orc throws one of his daggers, aiming for the imp that was running towards the elf with one of his daggers. He hits, the dagger burying itself to the side of the imps spine. It falls facedown in the field of strawberries with an arrow sticking out of its head like a macabre unicorn horn. The elven woman sighs to herself, retrieves her arrows while the half orc pulls his dagger out of the imp. She puts her bow over her back and opens a small pouch at her waist. "You might want to move sir, I don't know where this is going to go." The orc raises an eyebrow and obediently takes a step or three backwards. The elven woman withdraws her hand from her pouch, in her hand a big huge strawberry. Almost immediately she starts sneezing, and in her attempt to throw it in front of herself she throws/ drops it towards the ground. Instantly shes swallowed by a vast pit of strawberries. The half orc tilts his head in confusion. First time hes ever seen anyone poofed with a sneeze. He hears her sneezing violently from the pit of strawberries and reaches in to fish her out. She stands there, using the orcs arm as a prop, sneezing violently, and attempting to thank him in between her sneezing. Eventually, she ceases her sneezing fit and she introduces herself and invites him in for a drink. .....Some time later........... "Already drunk off two glasses of the wine, are you Pinky?" Kae laughs, about a half hour later. "I am not!" Pinky rebuts, " I'm just getting started!" "Sure you are...." she says, walking by and taking his half-full glass away from him. "Hey! I wasn't done with - ohhhh you have a nice ass. Why don't you set it down here on my lap?" "Excuse me!" Kae exclaims, offended. "Drunk or not, that's no way to treat a lady!" She stops her tirade when the orc holds up his hand, focus instantly transferring to something outside the nearest window. Still fuming, Kae follows him to the window and feels her heart drop to her stomach. RATS. A fucking SWARM of RATS. Without thinking about what he's doing, Pinky draws one of his daggers and catapults it through her window. Admittedly he hit the rat dead in the head, but still, that pane of glass was expensive. Kae darts to the door of her home, her bow in one hand, her other hand in her pouch of strawberries. "Fire in the hole!" she cries, Pinky launching himself into the corner before she potentially (and accidentally) dropped him into a pit full of small red juicy fruits. Her shot landed perfectly this time though, dropping half the swarm.

Rewards Granted

two pairs of leather gloves

Missions/Quests Completed

Meeting the other players and avoiding the knights

Character(s) interacted with

kae,pinkie