"Taken from your home plane, ripped from your dimension by otherworldly creatures, you find yourself aboard an Astral Pyramid Ship destined for certain doom. Your body aches in pain as it floats in a vat of sterilizing goo, various scars scatter your body to form a most heinous constellation. A horrific pain hums in your mind, a headache of mythic proportions, you swear you feel something crawling around in your head... it speaks... 'What do we have here?' "