Gorm's Guys

Gorm is an Ork who was destined to become the best Bloodball power forward to ever play the game. But just as he got his first big win at Ironstone, Gorm's Dad gets abducted by a gang of axe-hating traditionalists. Gorm is out to get him back, but it won't be easy. Between dealing with an overbearing talent agent with a knack for selling her soul, a crazy teammate who has the hots for his mom, and a dwarf who eats like the Great Devouring, their adventures quickly take a turn for the worst. After dealing with the Housing Crisis of 198 A.B., they meet Gorm's Mom and then things get really complicated once they figure out that she had been behind Gorm's Dad's kidnapping all along! In helping her so they can finally liberate Gorm's Dad, they pick up a cranky old assassin who had never seen the sun and climb Barbarian Mountain. Before you know it, they find themselves on another world in the presence of a God... Oh boy!