Session 34: Zeus is a perv and Syfans start an invasion.
General Summary
It's Ravensqueensea 10th 10am
We are with the dynatin council. their names are: Alsa, Omsla, Zelsa.
They are going to consult the oracle. We tell them they already told us that Orsaris is going to lead us. They tell us we can have 300 men. We decide to go shopping and hope they meet with the oracle quickly so we can make a plan.
We decide we will head out in the morning no matter where the dynatins are in their plans.
Meanwhile Hazel goes to find a bathhouse so that tonight she and tempest can consummate their marriage. We give Tempest shit about his weiner being probably gone and he's gonna go try to find a priest to help cure this curse on him.
We meet a priest who helps Tempest. They lather Tempests body in lard, but Hazel walks in and gets upset and tells them SHE"LL be the one to lather his body. They perform the ritual and he gets cured.
We then get introduced to a blacksmith named Odis. Between him, Tempest and Leland, they are able to crumble up the dragon scales that Lyra has and turn them into a dust and create a cloak that will give her lightening resistance.
We go see the Oracle. While there, Lyra speaks up and when the oracle throws in the sand it turns orange which means that only Lyra can ask the question.
She goes up and gets dressed and does the dance, and then she is is dancing with Zeus himself. He's just being a pervert. She asks the question if the Dynatins were to hold back the orcs while we attack woe, would we stand a chance at defeating Woe. Zeus says that if the dynatins attack the approaching army headed to Souk, they will all die.
Zeus says he can save everyone, but Lyra has to sleep with him. She's like fuck no, and this pisses off Zeus. She then disappears, and throws sand in the fire and it turns black alarming everyone because the gods have now abandoned everyone.
The next morning, we find that an army of about 5ooo is approaching. They are wearing red and white. Their symbol is a circle with 4 rays coming out of each corner?
They appear to be human. They look to be about 4 hours away. We all fly down and head towards their "welcoming" party.
Alsa is with us, and we escort him to them.
We learn they here to parlay with the leader. They respectfully request the subjugation of Souk. They are not from this world and are here at the request of Salfa, their goddess. Salfa brought them here and they are here to do Salfa's bidding. They want to spare bloodshed, but will subjugate the city one way or another. They are from a city named Adenizeal in a place called Ferun.
Lyra tries to convince Alsa that he should talk to the dynatins about maybe "surrendering" and then having this army go fight Woe and wipe themselves out.
Hazel says she will gather armines from Ardenia and bring them here and learns that these soldiers already took over Ardenia as well Valtara. Hazel asks about the king/queen of Ardenia, and they tell her that they bent the knee. Hazel has a hard time excepting this. This army's leader is named Thandius Bavalon D'Arthur. He is their Paragon or leader in Andenizeal.
We ask this group to take us to their leader, Alpha, as we want to try and convince him to send part of their army with us to help fight Woe.
They escort us to their army encampment. WE talk to their leader, and tell him about Woe. He decides that if he waits and does nothing, then Woe would decimate them and then he can move in with better chances, so they are actually going to wait.
WE decide to head towards Woe ourselves. WE take a long rest
WE are approached by a small group of orcs. Hazel and Lyra go greet them.
Woe has been possession Xantonine Jr. for a while now. Sometimes the orcs hear him crying in his sleep crying about his dad. Woe and Xantoine Jr. have been inseparable and are kind of as one. Because of his Woe may be aware of what is going on in Paul's mind. The orcs think this may be why Woe wants to meet with us.
We decide to go meet him. We decide to maybe see if we can get him to go after this mysterious army.
During our last rest. hazel talks to Faenore and Hazel about sex, because she doesn't know what to do. Lyra gives her a book to help her out.
We get to the temple where Woe is and there are 2 young dragons sitting at the door.
They let us inside. We learn that blue dragons are actually lawful and they have a lot of traditions. They serve us dinner and wash our feet, and they have these dancing mating rituals they do. It's actually pretty interesting.
When we walk into to talk to Woe, there are naked female orcs tied up on the walls. We see Woe sitting in the center and Xantoine Jr. I sitting up on his neck.
Xantoine jr. hops down and greets us.
Paul is concerned about the army in the dessert. He says their strategist is his father. Xantoine Sr. went to the 9 hells and escaped. He is now in Adenizeal pulling strings.
WE learn that Woe would be glad to get rid of Souk, but he'd be willing to overlook Souk and leave it as it is if we were to bring Xantoine Sr. to him.
Currently there is a giant orb around Andenizeal preventing anyone from getting in. Lufere asks about Woe's wife, Spain, and Woe seems ot want to repay her for keeping him imprisoned for years and years. I guess they are not on good terms.
Anyway, we end up kind o fupsetting Woe, and he says he doesn't even know why he invited us here. We figure out that Paul is the one who invited us here. He wants us to bring back his father. Adenizeal has apparently appeared on this plane of existence. It's now in the region of GreatSpear.
This army of 5k in the dessert is just a tiny fraction of the amount of people they have invading this continent. We send Orsaris to let his people know what we know and that we are going to Ardenia to try and gather information. We also remember that we sent couriers to Calimbar weeks ago letting them know that Woe was back.
WE have a discussion about possibly splitting the party where Leland, Faenore and Lyra go back to ForgeStone to see if they can amass an army while Lufere, Callun, and Tempest and Hazel go to Ardenia and gather information.
There may be a teleportation circle in Arednia that we can use to meet back up, but we need to find out if this is safe or even in commission.
We take Woe's deal that if he leaves Souk alone, we will go retrieve his father.
Lyra discovers that the more she is around Faenore, the more her red starts to appear in parts of her body, and there are knots in her head where horns are trying to come back. She hides this from everyone while she tries to figure out what is going on. She actually knows that if she continues oing with Faenore, she absolutely will turn back into a tiefling. She is stuck on what she's going to do.
She may sneak away with the other group early..she's not sure.
This is where we end. About to go our separate ways.
We are with the dynatin council. their names are: Alsa, Omsla, Zelsa.
They are going to consult the oracle. We tell them they already told us that Orsaris is going to lead us. They tell us we can have 300 men. We decide to go shopping and hope they meet with the oracle quickly so we can make a plan.
We decide we will head out in the morning no matter where the dynatins are in their plans.
Meanwhile Hazel goes to find a bathhouse so that tonight she and tempest can consummate their marriage. We give Tempest shit about his weiner being probably gone and he's gonna go try to find a priest to help cure this curse on him.
We meet a priest who helps Tempest. They lather Tempests body in lard, but Hazel walks in and gets upset and tells them SHE"LL be the one to lather his body. They perform the ritual and he gets cured.
We then get introduced to a blacksmith named Odis. Between him, Tempest and Leland, they are able to crumble up the dragon scales that Lyra has and turn them into a dust and create a cloak that will give her lightening resistance.
We go see the Oracle. While there, Lyra speaks up and when the oracle throws in the sand it turns orange which means that only Lyra can ask the question.
She goes up and gets dressed and does the dance, and then she is is dancing with Zeus himself. He's just being a pervert. She asks the question if the Dynatins were to hold back the orcs while we attack woe, would we stand a chance at defeating Woe. Zeus says that if the dynatins attack the approaching army headed to Souk, they will all die.
Zeus says he can save everyone, but Lyra has to sleep with him. She's like fuck no, and this pisses off Zeus. She then disappears, and throws sand in the fire and it turns black alarming everyone because the gods have now abandoned everyone.
The next morning, we find that an army of about 5ooo is approaching. They are wearing red and white. Their symbol is a circle with 4 rays coming out of each corner?
They appear to be human. They look to be about 4 hours away. We all fly down and head towards their "welcoming" party.
Alsa is with us, and we escort him to them.
We learn they here to parlay with the leader. They respectfully request the subjugation of Souk. They are not from this world and are here at the request of Salfa, their goddess. Salfa brought them here and they are here to do Salfa's bidding. They want to spare bloodshed, but will subjugate the city one way or another. They are from a city named Adenizeal in a place called Ferun.
Lyra tries to convince Alsa that he should talk to the dynatins about maybe "surrendering" and then having this army go fight Woe and wipe themselves out.
Hazel says she will gather armines from Ardenia and bring them here and learns that these soldiers already took over Ardenia as well Valtara. Hazel asks about the king/queen of Ardenia, and they tell her that they bent the knee. Hazel has a hard time excepting this. This army's leader is named Thandius Bavalon D'Arthur. He is their Paragon or leader in Andenizeal.
We ask this group to take us to their leader, Alpha, as we want to try and convince him to send part of their army with us to help fight Woe.
They escort us to their army encampment. WE talk to their leader, and tell him about Woe. He decides that if he waits and does nothing, then Woe would decimate them and then he can move in with better chances, so they are actually going to wait.
WE decide to head towards Woe ourselves. WE take a long rest
WE are approached by a small group of orcs. Hazel and Lyra go greet them.
Woe has been possession Xantonine Jr. for a while now. Sometimes the orcs hear him crying in his sleep crying about his dad. Woe and Xantoine Jr. have been inseparable and are kind of as one. Because of his Woe may be aware of what is going on in Paul's mind. The orcs think this may be why Woe wants to meet with us.
We decide to go meet him. We decide to maybe see if we can get him to go after this mysterious army.
During our last rest. hazel talks to Faenore and Hazel about sex, because she doesn't know what to do. Lyra gives her a book to help her out.
We get to the temple where Woe is and there are 2 young dragons sitting at the door.
They let us inside. We learn that blue dragons are actually lawful and they have a lot of traditions. They serve us dinner and wash our feet, and they have these dancing mating rituals they do. It's actually pretty interesting.
When we walk into to talk to Woe, there are naked female orcs tied up on the walls. We see Woe sitting in the center and Xantoine Jr. I sitting up on his neck.
Xantoine jr. hops down and greets us.
Paul is concerned about the army in the dessert. He says their strategist is his father. Xantoine Sr. went to the 9 hells and escaped. He is now in Adenizeal pulling strings.
WE learn that Woe would be glad to get rid of Souk, but he'd be willing to overlook Souk and leave it as it is if we were to bring Xantoine Sr. to him.
Currently there is a giant orb around Andenizeal preventing anyone from getting in. Lufere asks about Woe's wife, Spain, and Woe seems ot want to repay her for keeping him imprisoned for years and years. I guess they are not on good terms.
Anyway, we end up kind o fupsetting Woe, and he says he doesn't even know why he invited us here. We figure out that Paul is the one who invited us here. He wants us to bring back his father. Adenizeal has apparently appeared on this plane of existence. It's now in the region of GreatSpear.
This army of 5k in the dessert is just a tiny fraction of the amount of people they have invading this continent. We send Orsaris to let his people know what we know and that we are going to Ardenia to try and gather information. We also remember that we sent couriers to Calimbar weeks ago letting them know that Woe was back.
WE have a discussion about possibly splitting the party where Leland, Faenore and Lyra go back to ForgeStone to see if they can amass an army while Lufere, Callun, and Tempest and Hazel go to Ardenia and gather information.
There may be a teleportation circle in Arednia that we can use to meet back up, but we need to find out if this is safe or even in commission.
We take Woe's deal that if he leaves Souk alone, we will go retrieve his father.
Lyra discovers that the more she is around Faenore, the more her red starts to appear in parts of her body, and there are knots in her head where horns are trying to come back. She hides this from everyone while she tries to figure out what is going on. She actually knows that if she continues oing with Faenore, she absolutely will turn back into a tiefling. She is stuck on what she's going to do.
She may sneak away with the other group early..she's not sure.
This is where we end. About to go our separate ways.
Report Date
14 Nov 2024
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