Florida Man
Many variants of human exist in the cosmos, but none are so abnormal and volatile as the Florida Man. He comes from a world of unpredictable people, unpredictable and dangerous weather, monstrous wildlife, and often-hostile flora. It takes a certain kind of crazy to exist in that place.
Florida Man Traits
Ability Score Increase
Your Constitution, Strength, and Charisma scores all increase by 2. Your Intelligence and Wisdom scores both decrease by 3.Alignment
FLorida Men have a natural inclination for chaos and are predominantly either evil or neutral-at-best. You didn't play well with others.Speed
Your base walking speed is 30 feet. You could probably go faster if you tried, though ... but you don't usually try.Menacing
You gain proficiency in the Intimidation skill.Basic Information
Anatomy
Size
You are deceptively strong for your size, and you don't look it at all. Florida men come in many typical human builds, but their abilities are usually atypical for their builds.Genetics and Reproduction
You don't want to know.
Growth Rate & Stages
You have a slightly shorter-than-average human life span. You've got 45 years, tops.
Dietary Needs and Habits
Dugs ... Probably Weird Ones
As a bonus action, you can dip into your secret stash -- most Florida Men have one -- and up your game. For the next minute, your speed increases by 10 feet, you gain 20 temporary hit points, and you become immune to the Frightened and Charmed conditions. After the duration, you gain 2 levels of exhaustion and after using the ability you cannot do so again until you complete a long rest.Additional Information
Domestication
Am I being detained?
Uses, Products & Exploitation
Useful as a guinea pig for determining the toxcity of various foreign substances, but may have a higher-than-average tolerance.
Average Intelligence
Below-average
Civilization and Culture
Courtship Ideals
A case of Pabst Blue Ribbon and a range pass.
Major Language Groups and Dialects
You can speak Common. You don't need no other languages. You ain't no furner.
Common Dress Code
Cut-off jeans and a MAGA hat.
Interspecies Relations and Assumptions
As long as it ain't gay, it's A-OK.
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