Kraft Crackers

A box of cheese crackers that were actually acquired from a restaurant within the universe implied by the Kraft Macaroni and Cheese Commercials. These dry faux cheese-flavored crackers are so bursting with flavor, the worldbuilding shows, that a geyser of cheese-flavored sauce erupts from the ground just below whoever eats one of these crackers. The geyser is both immediate and gentle, keeping the eater aloft until they swallow the final cracker crumb.

Item type

Consumable, Food / Drink