Bud

pigeon familiar
Note from Lt. Lavarsus: "Your damn bird is not a member of the city watch and is not deputized in any way. I don't know where it got that tiny hat with Aroden's Eye on it, but I don't want to see it wearing it again. Another thing, it's enough that you got an exemption to allow it into the Station, but I better not catch it crapping on anything like last time. Take it outside or open a window."

Bud is smarter than he looks, but that's still probably not very smart. He can apparently talk now. Pigeons shouldn't speak. They see too much.