Kaffeeklatsch (ˈkafāˌklaCH)
Kaffeeklatsch is an ancient brass dragon who has made her comfy lair within the lower part of the Highmoon Mountains just above Scaletip. She prides herself on her hoard of secrets, and is generally VERY mom-ly and talkative. She has a husband, who she names "Hubby" and calls her son, Chauffeur, "Her little Chauffy"