Sly Tony
AKA: Master of the Nine Elements, Leader of the Legions of Hell, Overseer of the Sacred Oath
To be read in the voice of rafiki: the lion king
Toniverus was born to da best leetle Kohbald life any leetle Kohbald could have wished to leeve. Da chieftains sohn he was and ah nat-uh-ral exploiter of de nayteev teet gremlins. But turnin out da Kohbalds could only do so much exploitin of da nayteevs and dey started ah revolt. Layin waste to da whole village and leaving Toniverus to crawl awah. Wit da belief he had tha ability for magic powers to awahken in him any moment, he pioneered da mountains for a place witout da damn wretched teet gremlins. He snuk and snived from town to town ‘steelin what he could. Afta years on da road he found a teeny minin town in dah desert where he started afresh with his true birth name: Tony. “Sly” Tony.
~ tony tzu - the art of tony
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