Flake Dance

A state of body and mind brought on by beard oil

Causes

The Flake Dance is brought on by the over-application of beard oil in Winter.

Treatment

There is no treatment for the Flake Dance, except to detain the victim and allow the beard oil's effect to wear off, then prevent further use of beard oil.

Prognosis

If the victim can be restrained and brought indoors,

Type

Neurological