Radish Merchant

Radish Man, as people call him, is a radish merchant and world-traveling business man and founder of Radish Corp. Originally an ordinary salesman who specializes in selling raddishes, he is constantly plagued by misfortune during his business endeavors, as his radishes are continually destroyed or damaged.
Radish Man ventures to many cities, towns, and villages trying to sell his wares. However, he always seems to be in the wrong place at the wrong time, as the Radish Mobile he pushes around always ends up in a million pieces, with his radishes flying everywhere. He thinks he's on his 34th cart, but whose to count these days?
Radish Man has seen a lot of shit, and knows the way of the land pretty well. He is excellent with directions, and is always happy to help young adventurers on their way and tell them what he's seen.. with the purchase of a radish or two, of course.