Solarian Federation
"Welcome, delegates, to the 223th congress of the Solarian Federation. I am the Gubernator of Sol for this term, so I will be guiding you into it."
"Let's get it out of the way, I hate you all, you're all in the way of my total domination of Sol System and I resent you for it!" The delegates all laughed, this was a planned humor break. "I freely remind you, you're here to speak for your constituents, who, at fifty billion, can't be breathing each other's air at any given time, or we'd have carbon monoxide poisoning problems!"
"Rah-rah."
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