The Skrazkow Pamphlet
What to do if you hear a prophecy or someone talking of Divine revelation
Prophecies are heretical nonsense. Those who wish to degrade and destory beleif in the truth spread and create them! And yet the people still believe them! If you hear of it, and wish to correct them in their faith, in an act of love, the Gyaz Klorosh Nogow shall be their guide to devotion, to absolve them of their sins. An act of devotion of true compassion shall grant you passage by Eairio in the otherworld once you depart from our own.
If you seek guidance by prophecy or oracle, do not fret. You are not dirty; you are not weak, nor a sinner. Sometimes the divine powers decide to test your faith, and in that moment of vulnerabilty, do not fall. Do not fall to that vulnerability, and refuse to see the conwomen that claim to have gained the abilities of divine revelation. Only the truest and most devoted clergy attain such high abilities, the liars!
The guilt of the sin lies with those who lay such lies wrapped in poetry and deception, to wein good men off their faithful paths, to lead them to damnation for their apostasty (bǔblazs). They too have felt weak and have questioned their journey, but unlike you, they have failed in their test of faith to the guide and her lamb. They are not to be blamed. But then, the sin lies with those who are tricked, if they become like those charlatans and choose to believe false idols! They'll bring damnation to our nation and our most faithful of monarchy! They are to be damned, all of them who disbelieve!
Nice article and I like the way you have written it to make it look like a form of propaganda! :) I now wonder if some of those conwomen do have the power of revelation.