The Chitrean Diet, slim fast and effective

Do you snack at work? do you still eat a full breakfast of welt porridge? do you want to lose weight? Then why not try the Chitrean diet? detailed inside are full, healthy meals near guaranteed to make you lose weight and fast! -You'll be the envy of your friends, rekindle the fires of the bedroom with your partner, and be the hot parent at school pickup. -Tell your friends about Chitrean and get a support group together, it's traditional in Chitrean culture to host guests for dinner once a week, we almost promise the will increase the benefits tenfold. -Talk to your local Grocer about stocking Chitrean ingredients, our supplies in Capital are happy to enter discussion about stocking true ethnic Chitrean ingredients. Do all this and more, you will likely become one of many of our 'shrinking' community of weight losers but Chitrean winners.

History

The Chitreans are probably some of the healthiest and longest lived Goblins in the Underdark! Their culture may date back millennia, which could show how amazing they are. Some even say it predates the war of the Reigns and that there are still some Chitrean around from then, but we say, why not try it for yourself and see what the Chitrean diet can do for you

Components and tools

Chitrean cooking definatly takes a lot of unique tools, not often found in the average kitchen, talk to our stockists to get a starter set. While they may look similar to your usual appliances we assure you they almost certainly are not, the unique shape of a Chitrean spoon can aid in digestion and portion control.

Participants

Chitrean cooking involves not only the whole family, but the whole community! communal dinners are occasionaly a staple of Chitrean cuisine!

Observance

A strict code of manners is to be observed during a Chitrean meal, no elbows on the table, no chewing with your mouth full, and to talk between each mouthful to potentially aid the digestive process.