The Assholemobile

"Assholemobile" is a term coined by Esmeralda Zamfir for any vehicle that would be considered classic or vintage. Upon meeting the White Mountains Pack for the first time at a catering event to display her culinary skills, Luca Zamfir excitedly showed her the vehicle, which she did not find particularly interesting other than the fact it carried the scent of werewolf and likely belonged to one of the pack members she would be meeting shortly. This made their credibility decrease substantially, in her opinion.


This topic came up during conversation later in the evening and Esme justified her nickname thus,

"The people who tend to be into cold cars, in my experience, also tend to be assholes. Thus, they are useful as asshole indicators, thus the name of Assholemobile."

— Esmeralda Zamfir

Not realizing that the owner of the vehicle was, in fact, the alpha to whom she was speaking, Yves was able to get the drop on her.

"Ah, but it was not old when I brought it home in 1948, so you see it does not necessarily indicate asshole tendencies."

— Yves White-Bellamy

Even so, the name stuck and is quite a happy inside joke among the White Mountains Pack. Yves is particularly affectionate towards this vehicle and it has been a topic of numerous conversations. Humans are more than happy to see it as it is a beautiful vehicle that has been clearly cherished.

The vehicle itself is a 1948 XK120 Jaguar Roadster, black with red leather interior, which has been lovingly cared for and carefully maintained over the years. No one is allowed to drive it besides Yves.

Owner

Yves White-Bellamy

Owning Organization

White Mountains Pack