Book of Misspells

Rare, requires attunement 1/day: This tome appear to contain the spells message, mage armour, hold person, speak with dead, ice storm, teleport, wish. When one of these is cast the dm reveals the spells true nature.
Message/Massage 120ft, the target receives a pleasant back-rub. Mage Armour/Mage Armoir, summons a fancy wardrobe Hold Person/Fold Person, Target must succeed a wisdom save or bend over backwards and be restrained for 1hr. Speak with the Dead/Speak with Dad, For one Minute you can communicate aloud with your father this fails if they are dead or in another plane. Ice Storm/Ick Storm, gross sludge rains down for one minute creating difficult terrain in a 20ft raiduss. Teleport/Telepoot, creates a small fart noise within 60ft wish/wash, a wet sponge cleans you vigorously for 1 minute

Significance

joke book/gag gift

Rarity

uncommon

Weight

3lb

Base Price

150gp