Taking Out The Trash
The characters have gotten onto Bildrath Cantemir's nerves and he wants them gone. He demands that Parriwimple throws them out which he gladly does. Parriwimple has the stats of a Gladiator and a +10 Athletics and will try to grapple the players to throw them out to the muddy cobblestone streets of Barovia Proper.
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Parriwimple uses corny jokes as he forcefully removes the players. He doesn't try to hurt them unless they become violent at which point, he will try to break them. If he falls below half health, he will back away and run out the back of the shop. If cornered, he will throw himself through the window onto the street and proceed to limp away.
Parriwimple has a speech impediment and pronounces all words with the letter 's' as 'sh'.
Short Creatures:
1. "You musht be thish tall to be a cushtomer."
2. "All manchildren musht leave the premishesh."
Orcs:
1. "Go shcratch a tree 'tushk-face'."
2. "Take your shlimey handsh elshewhere."
Elves
1. "Don't let the door hit you on the way out, you highborn shishter fucker"
2. "Go flaunt your 'knife-earsh' shomewhere elshe."
3. "Quit touching thingsh and leave immediately you leaf-licker."
4. "There are plenty of fields you could be in daishy-shniffer."
Dwarves:
1. "Go dig a hole shomewhere elshe yah damn tunnel-rat."
2. "Crawl back to your bottle yah half-shized alcoholic."
Gnomes:
1. "We don't have room for any more hairy doorshtopsh."
2. "Get outta here ya fat fairy."
Dragonborn/lizardfolk:
1. "Make yourshelf usheful and go be a pair of shoesh shomewhere elshe."
Players that looks like a bum:
1. "Back outshide you go, ya homelessh shcum."
Anyone:
1. "Your mother takesh up more tilesh than a gelatinoush cube!"
2. "Ahhh a hideoush fiend! Oh wait no, you're just ugly."
3. "Charishma was OBVIOUSHLY your dump shtat!"
4. "Make like a tree and fuck off."
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