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The Goldfish of Doom

Silent and deadly.

"The teeth, I'll never forget the teeth!"
— Antonia Reyhan, the only hunter ever being able to capture a live specimen of this beast
    While not technically a goldfish, nobody tells Chrysocetus Halipleumon Leaviathanos any other name than that - definitely not to its face because it would eat you before you'd get over the first syllable. This angler-fish like predator hides in the mud of shallow waters, near the edge of lakes and in large riverbeds. The only thing that is not hidden is a tiny antenna with a bright yellow end that glistens in the sun beams resembling a tiny goldfish swimming around anytime this monster flickers it about, to attract some fresh meal. It devours anything that gets close enough, unhinging its jaw and swallowing the prey whole and then sunking deeper into the waters to devour it in peace. The largest Chrysocetus specimen are able to swallow entire horses which they can feed of off for about a year.  
"You think you'll be safe on land and that's the exact mistake it wants you to make."
— Antonia Reyhan, shortly after she killed the live specimen after it feasted on the scientists
  Doomer as it is commonly referred to as well, is able to survive outside of water for about 30 minutes. Unlike common angler fish, it has several tentacles filled with paralyzing poison, similar to marine jellyfish, that it can use to move around. If all life surrounding a river or a lake gets more and more silent all of a sudden, it gives the fishermen an idea about what is going on. And those fishemer tend to find a new job or a new territory to fish very quickly until this beast goes back to hybernation or gets killed by a licensed beast hunter.  
"Do you wish to die that bad?!"
— Antonia Reyhan, loosing her marbles after yet another expedition goes out to try to catch it
Trivia:
There is a famous urban legend about this creature kidnapping and eating people during rain and heavy storms. Particularly thieves.

Cover image: gold fish by Kyaw Tun

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This prompt was kindly "sponsored" by Dark Hobbit, who doesn't want me to pet some sharks, please prove him wrong by liking this article :P Sharks are friends and deserve a hug!   Czech This Out: My favourite apex predator (on land!) has to be a bear :D While not exclusively Czech (they are very rare here and only occasionaly wonder in from Slovakia), there is an educational children TV series following a trio of bear cubs that I used to absolutely love as a kid. It is made by a famous nature photographer and director Václav Chaloupek, who has made a lot of educational series for the national TV about different kinds of wild animals. Check out the first episode of Méďové here. It has less then 10 minutes, the quality is not the best because its 20 years old, but those little furballs are beyond adorable. The summary of the story is as follows: there was a huge storm in a forest which cut down a lot of trees so woodmen went in to clean up the mess. They discovered bear tracks and when the photographer with the forester went to check it out, they discovered three bear cubs in a burrow freezing to death without their mother, who ran away and abandoned them, probably because she was too scared by all the noise. So the photographer decided to took them into his cottage to warm up and wait for the veterinarian to arrive. And the bears stole his bed xD   In reality, the bears were born in a special bear-ZOO at a castle, but their mother refused to take care of them and so someone else needed to take them in, otherwise they wouldn't survive (here's a photo of them being realy tiny <3). Vladimír Chaloupek was already taking care of them for a while, before the educational show started to be made, so don't worry, those guys probably found it real fun to be hanging out in snow. Two of the bears are still alive to this day (one passed away due to heart failure), here's another video from one of their recent birthday celebrations :)


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Jul 3, 2020 18:15 by Mihkel Rand

*Opens article*
*gets greeted by fish*

I love how sneakily this fish ambushes its prey. Smol antenna fish trap is a great idea! The tentacles are also a nice touch.
Well done, looking forward to more! The only error I noticed was a "fishemer " which I assume is a typo

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Jul 3, 2020 20:43 by Simo

The combination of the image and the soundtrack killed me, you are responsible for me leaving a stream to go showing it to everyone in the house :) And thank you for the bonus czech lore :)

Jul 3, 2020 21:12 by Dr Emily Vair-Turnbull

Yikes! Well, at least you're safe on "is able to survive outside of water for about 30 minutes"... NOPE.

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Jul 4, 2020 23:50 by Sloqush

At least it can't fly, right?...Right?

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Jul 4, 2020 05:07 by Dimitris Havlidis

Holy canoly! Entire horses!?! - This thing is the unholy child of Angler-puffer-shark thing!

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Jul 4, 2020 05:56 by Wendy Vlemings (Rynn19)

What a beast, my goodness. I love how you open the article and this big goldfish stares you in the face. You got really creative with this fish, which I like very much and makes me think I need to step up the game for my apex predator as well. The angler part and the tentacles make it so much scarier and certainly sets your predator apart from others.

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