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HELL is a region located at the edge of the Abyss - the lowest dimension of Whatif. It is probably the most well-known place out of all the alternative and/or magical dimensions mortals are aware of. It is also considered to be the only "civilised" place near the Void. This is the place for all the Fallen. Once you take the dive, this is where you'll end up.
 
"Falling is easy, getting up is... hard. But worth the effort. Wink."
— Angelus, bartender at Two Hallelujahs
Alternative Name(s)
Inferno
Type
Region

It's Not All Lava

HELL is located at the base of a giant cliff. It is said that when the first being fell, its body got impaled on these very rocks protruding everywhere like spikes. All river-like fluids running through the cliffside are considered to be the blood of the First. Normal water seems to be a scarce resource down here. But who would go to HELL for it?   There are no naturally occurring flowers or vegetation; while the soil near the volcanoes is extremely fertile, only one thing really grows down here - troubles. Generally, the landscape is pretty hostile, but so are the inhabitants of the Abyss, so they tend to get along really well.  

The Lords and Ladies of Hell

Flame comes in a lot of shapes and colours; reds, oranges and blues being the most prominent among the demonic inhabitants and other folk with falling tendencies. There is one simple rule of etiquette to follow if you want to get anywhere in HELL - everyone around here either owns something or is being owned. Therefore, it is unwise to refer to oneself with a name only, you do need to use a title: "lords" and "ladies" being the most common. It is a low title, so no one will question who you really are, you could be the lord of socks and the lady of silly hats. As long as you own said thing, you'll be fine (as much as someone can be "fine" in HELL). Using a higher title, such as duke or duchess, might rise suspicion and other Fallen might start to wonder if you do actually deserve the title you are flaunting around.   If you do not use a title, everyone will automatically assume you are basically a slave and treat you as such. You will be sold and resold within minutes not even knowing what actually happened to your soul. Consent does not matter, title does.  

But It's Definitely Mostly Lava

It's shiny and warm and delicious, full of minerals and pain. Lava is pretty much anywhere you look. But much like flame comes in a lot of different colours, so does the infernal countryside. It's beautiful in a way, but with all the volcanoes and all, it is very difficult to see it through all the ash clouds and storms that happen so often. Most of the Fallen only see it once - right as they fall (or more commonly these days - ride on the train to HELL from Earth).  

Take a peak below - but don't lean over too much!

     
* They are inedible. This is HELL after all.


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Apr 6, 2020 06:04 by André J.G. Walzer

Haha, great idea! "Everyone around here either owns something or is being owned! :D Feels like this could be said about more places than hell. ;) Really nice read! Thx for that!

Aug 31, 2020 03:04 by Morgan Biscup

The kids are sleeping so I am trying hard not to laugh but it is hard. This is amazing!

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Sep 10, 2020 02:26 by Jakob Bolt

The idea of constantly shifting ownership sounds like a lot of fun. I can only imagine this place like a high-intensity stock exchange. The shouting is constant and souls are traded at lightning speed.

Sep 10, 2020 08:53 by Dani

The map and all its hotspots = just the absolute BEST. <3


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