Pizza Delivery Driver
Thirty minutes or less, or it’s free. That’s the law I drive by baby, my golden rule, my one reason for living. Fail to get that steaming sausage, pepperoni, and mushrooms with extra soy cheese into the customer’s pink, pudgy hands in less than thirty minutes and it’s my ass, Ami. Boss man don’t like handing out freebies. It cuts into costs, lowers the profit margins, drives customers away. And let’s face it, yo — Pizza’s big biz in the sprawl. The competition for the customer’s digital dollar is ruthless — deadly, even. It seems like every night I hear about some n00b driver getting greased by outriders; hitters paid by rival corps to make sure the almighty pie fails to reach its destination on time, or better yet, never.
But I can take it.
Hell, I do more than take it. I live for it. No drug’s better than the rush of a high-threat delivery, neh? I cut my teeth in Chi-town on the dreaded Ronald Reagan Expressway at 150 screaming miles an hour, fending off cracker jack outriders armed with RPGs and cyclone harpoons trying to keep me from completing my drops. I’ve fought my way through South Side block wars, dodged burned-out vehicles and derezzed ghost hackers trying to jump jack your ride. And hell, that’s just on a slow night!
Career
Qualifications
Driving d8+
Payment & Reimbursement
1,000 + (1d4 x 100) Credits
Other Benefits
The character owns a SAMBA Econoline electric car, the most cost-effective car on the road!
Alternative Names
Box Runner, Delivery Specialist, God, Pizza Man!
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