Infinity Biosystems Announces “Eternal Youth” Program

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During the annual Biotechnica conference March 27th, local bio-engineering corporation Infinity Biosystems teased a service that will literally change the world. The Eternal Youth Program, as they are calling it, will offer vat grown full body replacements. When a client feels that her body is beginning to age or if she has suffered any kind of physical damage or trauma, Eternal Youth claims that she can just upload her consciousness, memories, and self-awareness to a brand-new, organic body, in peak physical condition. “For many years now we have known that the human brain could be scanned, mapped, and to a certain extent saved. We have been offering our ‘Forget Me Not’ memory saving program for the past two months now.” Said Gia Mellisuga ,CEO and founder of Infinity Biosysems. “But Eternal Youth takes it a step further. Now a client can transfer all of her memories, and indeed her very soul, into a younger, healthier, stronger body of their own, or into one of our universal donor bodies.” Mellisuga went on to introduce the four universal donor bodies and the other perks members of the program will have. Paige Francis, head of the Eternal Youth Program, then wowed the crowd by transferring her consciousness to a full body clone of herself, instantly turning back the clock for the 43 year old scientist twenty years. Infinity Biosystems has begun taking pre-orders of the Eternal Youth Program on April 1st, with the program stated to go live first quarter of 2056. For now, the program is only open to women under the age of 50. Pricing was not disclosed at the conference, but sources at Infinity Biosystems say the price will be reflective of the revolutionary technology and the cost for the constant upkeep of the fully body replacement and its conditioning.