Session 3: Working the shaft for Jason Pucker Report
General Summary
The Crew of Big Z have taken a job from a party rocker highborn Jason Pucker aboard his luxury space yacht the Titterati.
They congregated aboard their ship as the session began as Edwin fixed the mysterious broken door to the room at the back of the ship, revealing a gross goo on the floor and a broken robot. Dalton, ever the practical man, was wearing flip flops and a speedo at the time, resulting in him getting some goo on him and accidentally cutting his hand saving himself from falling. That definitely won't come back sometime later in the plot definitely won't nope not at all.
Upon arriving at the Jason Puckers Phallic vessel, Dalton performed some less than stellar docking maneuvers before the crew discussed terms with Mr Pucker Himself.
Dalton had an unfortunate encounter with a mafioso member of The Extended Family who said he had a familiar face.
Edwin fixed Jason's jacuzzi for him but afterwards Dalton and Ukko found an odd goo slathered all over the wiring that wasn't there previously. Dalton tried to clean it up but just made things worse.
The group got to work fixing the Jacuzzi's aboard the vessel. meeting many fantastic socialites along the way like Randy Quaalude and Rotesia Longbottom, a geologist and a linguist each who were bickering with each other and watching the blood sport below.
Edwin Lost the crew 10k in reward money when he asked a security guard for his gun, prompting dalton to step in to soften things before he did any more social damage.
Ukko Struck out with an uptown hotty, posing as illustrious pornstar Sammy Savage who does Vore stuff mostly. involving squirrels and eating. nobody found it hot.
The crew bounced around detailing and figuring out problems before Edwin pulled a Fonz and jukeboxed a massive wading pool back to life as the session ended.
The Crew managed to fix 3 hot tubs, diagnosing the others before the session ended.
Will the crew of the big Z fix all the Jacuzzi's before the guests become bored? Will Ukko get laid as Sammy Savage? Will The Geologist ever shut up about the different shades of Shale? What even IS an anal hook?!?! Find out Next time on DENIAL OF SERVICE!
Sponsored by Randy Quaid. No not that one.
They congregated aboard their ship as the session began as Edwin fixed the mysterious broken door to the room at the back of the ship, revealing a gross goo on the floor and a broken robot. Dalton, ever the practical man, was wearing flip flops and a speedo at the time, resulting in him getting some goo on him and accidentally cutting his hand saving himself from falling. That definitely won't come back sometime later in the plot definitely won't nope not at all.
Upon arriving at the Jason Puckers Phallic vessel, Dalton performed some less than stellar docking maneuvers before the crew discussed terms with Mr Pucker Himself.
Dalton had an unfortunate encounter with a mafioso member of The Extended Family who said he had a familiar face.
Edwin fixed Jason's jacuzzi for him but afterwards Dalton and Ukko found an odd goo slathered all over the wiring that wasn't there previously. Dalton tried to clean it up but just made things worse.
The group got to work fixing the Jacuzzi's aboard the vessel. meeting many fantastic socialites along the way like Randy Quaalude and Rotesia Longbottom, a geologist and a linguist each who were bickering with each other and watching the blood sport below.
Edwin Lost the crew 10k in reward money when he asked a security guard for his gun, prompting dalton to step in to soften things before he did any more social damage.
Ukko Struck out with an uptown hotty, posing as illustrious pornstar Sammy Savage who does Vore stuff mostly. involving squirrels and eating. nobody found it hot.
The crew bounced around detailing and figuring out problems before Edwin pulled a Fonz and jukeboxed a massive wading pool back to life as the session ended.
The Crew managed to fix 3 hot tubs, diagnosing the others before the session ended.
Will the crew of the big Z fix all the Jacuzzi's before the guests become bored? Will Ukko get laid as Sammy Savage? Will The Geologist ever shut up about the different shades of Shale? What even IS an anal hook?!?! Find out Next time on DENIAL OF SERVICE!
Sponsored by Randy Quaid. No not that one.
Rewards Granted
+10 XP
Character(s) interacted with
- Jason Pucker
- Unknown Mafia Boss
- Rotesia Longbottom
- Butler Robot
- Security
- Hot Tub Hotty
- Randy Quaalude
Ukko
Dalton Quartz
Report Date
23 Nov 2021
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