There are a few words to describe the term “murder”. Homicide, manslaughter, assassination, matricide, execution, patricide, extermination, butchery, liquidation, you name it. No matter what word you use to describe it, it’s still the same thing.
Murder is a heinous crime that comes from a place of a certain motive. Whether it be sadness, rage, hatred, or any unlisted things, someone’s bound to kill someone else. It can even be for the hell of it and just because they felt like it. However, nobody wants to spend time in jail and potentially face the death penalty for murder, especially if they’ve been framed or set up. So, in order to avoid the sentence, this hand guide will direct you in the right direction.
The right direction to perfectly commit murder and get away with it.
You may be thinking: how is this legal? That’s for us to know and for you to not find out. Now, you also may be wondering how you can successfully get away with murder. It’s a task that requires a lot of tedious tasks to do post-murder. In order to avoid these tedious jobs, you can set yourself up for success now by following the ten steps to murder. There are a lot of subsections, but if you just keep in mind the ten “the”s, then you’ll be committing murder like it’s nothing.
Just do bear in mind that if you were to get caught, we are not responsible for your arrest. It was never specified that these ten steps work every time or even work at all. These are just the justified basic tips to prepare yourself for the upcoming task that you have or will put yourself up against.
And when you find that you no longer need this handbook for any reason such as the deed was done and you got away with it or things were south, burn this guide. The authorities can not get their hands on a copy of this whatsoever and then it’ll be nearly impossible to get away with murder. They know everything, you know it as well as the next person does, don’t you? Let’s get on with it, then.
The Victim: This is the person that is deemed to die
- Who They Are: Take into account of who they are by filling in the following blanks:
- Name:
- Age:
- Height:
- Weight:
- Hair Color:
- Eye Color:
- Background:
- Connections: What kind of connection do you have with the person? According to what kind of connection you have can determine what kind of a suspect you are:
- Nuclear Family Member → Very High
Distant Family Member → High
Friend → Low High
Neighbor → Medium
Coworker → Low
Acquaintance → Very Low
Stranger → Extremely Low
The Location: This is where the person shall die
Remember: The farther away from your living residence, the better.
Keep in mind of the following:
Witnesses
How populated is the area?
Cameras (Hidden & Visible)
Visibility
Radius (from either their house or yours. Both would be ideal to bear in mind)
The Time: This is when the person shall die.
Timing is Everything: Kill your victim at the wrong time and your plan can easily fall apart. To help with timing, examine the following:
Routines
Events (Visits, Lunches & Dinners, [etc])
Time of Day
The Murderer: This is who will kill your victim.
Remember: It doesn’t have to be you who kills them. Someone else can do the job such as:
A friend
Someone with a motive
Someone who owes you a favor
A hired hitman
Anyone’s who up for the job with the right sum of money
The Weapon: This is the tool used to kill your victim.
Remember: The murder weapon can make all the difference. Here are some things to keep note of when choosing your weapon:
Method of Usage
Do you have to swing it like a bat?
Do you use it like a knife?
Does it require effort to use? How much?
Visibility
How big is it? How small is it?
Is it easy to hide?
Where would you hide it?
Amount of Time
How long does it take to kill your victim?
Some people opt for a weapon that gets the job done quicker, but a slower death leads people to not instantly go for murder as the cause of death
After The Job
Where would you put it when it’s done?
Would you dispose of it? How?
Is it easy to get rid of the weapon?
The Evidence: This is what will track the murder back to you
Leave Nothing Behind: This is an important quote, especially in the case of murder. New technology allows for DNA tracking. Consider the following:
DNA: Everyone’s DNA is different and you leave clues with your fingerprints.
Consider wearing gloves, especially heavy duty gloves that are designed for outdoor work.
Accountability: When it comes to questioning, you’ll want an alibi to back up your claim.
A friend, family member, or someone you know can defend you if you convince them to, especially if you’ve told them about your plot to murder. If you haven’t and you know they may tell, make plans with them to make your story more believable.
Motive: If someone can pinpoint a kind of motive you have and if it seems justible enough to cause murder, then this can cause you to be a suspect.
A clear motive can do a lot of harm so make sure your motive isn’t entirely evident.
The Disposal: This is how you will dispose of the body and weapon.
The Corpse: This is known as the dead body of your victim. Prepare in advance to either hide or dispose of the body in some effective way. Such disposal methods that can be used are:
Burial
A tip to bear in mind is that burying someone in a barren area is ideal.
Cremation
In simple terms, you set the carcass on fire, leaving it in ashes.
Dismemberment
Cannibalism
The Weapon: This is the weapon the murderer (you or someone else) uses to murder your victim. Think about the factors below for when it comes to disposal:
How big is it?
What material is it made from?
How suspicious would it make you if you carried it around?
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