Sand Sled

"Sand Sled"
Welcome. Welcome. Welcome to Sany’s Sand Sleds, our humble sand sled shipping center, here our prices are INSANE! Sany is out on the sand site right now, but I am authorized to fulfill any and all of your shipping needs. Currently we have 3 main sled sizes available to buy or rent, that will meet any of your delivery desires.
Would you prefer, the smaller, yet lighter, and faster, Sand Skipper, for smaller parcels that just can’t wait and need to get out of town in a hurry. Or perhaps, the mid-sized, everyday worker sled for the everyday man, the Sand Skimmer. If a bigger space is needed for the those extra-large bundles or maybe just to get a little more distance between you and your mother-in-law, the larger, more roomy, Sand Slugger is just what you need. And of course all models are offered with our, oh so very classic, natural wood color with steel accents. Special upgrades are available, for a small additional fee. Choose from our deluxe canvas pull up roof, or lavish horse hide bench covers, or perhaps additional restraining belts to keep those unruly kids in one place. All of our models come with a handy new signaling mirror, to let your associates know that you will be arriving in a flash and in style with your new, Sand Sled from Sany’s Sand Sleds. Where prices are INSANE!
Don’t be fooled by our competitors, the Sand Sprinter, Sand Slider, and Sand Slacker, just can’t match our sleds safety, reliability, and resale value. Come right this way and we can fill out a few short forms and have you in your new sand sled in no time at all. So how many will you take? Remember the prices at Sany’s Sand Sled shipping center are INSANE, so buy one, buy more!


Originally created by the inhabitants of the Pellis Desert as a means of quickly traversing the large sandscape. The Sand Sleds began as simple wagons or carts with a few modifications. Although still made out of wood and steel straps and fasteners, the wheels too often dug into the sand slowing or even bogging down, bringing the wagons to a standstill. The intrepid dwarves of the Pellis Desert added large runners and skis to the wagons creating a sand sled. The runners and skis being upturned in the front and having a wide breadth are able to displace a bit of the sand keeping the sled from cutting into the sand and still move at a fast pace. Two large runners were placed on either side of the sled and run a little longer than the wooden frame. It the front of the sled, in the center is an additional wide ski that can pivot to aid in turning as well as to help keep the sled from bogging down. Each runner and ski is attached to a strong spring suspension to reduce bumps and jarring rises and falls.
After many trials with various animal teams being harnessed or yoked in to pull the sled, it was found that the most efficient was that of a Wedge-Faced Monitor. Their omnivorous appetite is easy to provide for and they can go along time without eating, lowering the costs and resource requirements compared to other animals. Additionally their preference for hot sunny climates makes them far superior to others in the Pellis Desert. A single animal is quite sufficient to pull a fully loaded, average sized sled, but additional monitors can also be harnessed together for increased pulling power and faster speeds. With more lizards pulling the sled comes increased issues of cooperation between the monitors, higher food and water consumption, and increased difficulty in controlling a team of large lizards. A team of four Wedge-Faced Monitor seem to be the greatest number to use safely and effectively.

Armor and defense

Made from wood and steel.

Motto

You load it. We'll drive it.

Price

Variable, depending on size.

Rarity

Commonly found in Pythos and the Pellis Desert.

Width

Variable

Length

Variable

Height

Variable

Weight

Variable

Speed

When hitched to a single Wedge-Faced Monitor, the top speed is equivalent to 50% of the lizards top speed. For each additional lizard the top speed increases by 10%. Four lizards are usually the maximum.

Complement / Crew

This sled can be easily driven by one person.

Cargo & Passenger Capacity

Capacity is determined by the size of the sled and if there are any additionally attached sleds. It is not recommended to attach any additional sleds, as stability becomes highly questionable.