Fast Franchise Generator

Franchise Logos or Livery

d10	Logo or Livery
1	The words “Green Flan” in Elvish
2	The symbol of Asmodeus
3	The name of the franchise’s dead founder, elaborately engraved
4	A beholder’s central eye
5	The silhouette of a catoblepas
6	Three werewolves howling at the moon
7	“Lathander is Our Copilot”
8	A winking Jim Darkmagic
9	A snaking piece of barbed wire
10	The franchise’s business number

Headquarter's Locations

d10	Headquarters
1	A tavern once owned by smugglers. Tunnel entrances have clearly been bricked over, and no one’s quite sure where they all lead.
2	A simple chapel to a long-forgotten god. The pews are awfully uncomfortable, but fragrant incense burns without ceasing.
3	A battle-worn castle. A real fixer-upper, it’s seen better days. Better years. Maybe even better centuries.
4	A top-of-the-line naval vessel that has somehow been stranded miles inland.
5	A private library. The franchise is free to use the space as long as no harm comes to the books.
6	A hollowed-out statue of an ancient king.
7	An early model airship. Very early. The balloon is mostly patches at this point — a motley assortment of ship sails, cloaks, and animal skins.
8	A former blacksmith’s shop, which was a former exercise studio, and a former cafe before that.
9	A multicolor waterproof canvas stretched over a succession of jutting stone columns. Within, it always appears to be late spring.
10	A creaking wagon that smells of turnips, and which is bigger inside than out.

Headquarter's Quirks

d8	Quirk
1	One staircase leads to two different places somehow.
2	Any kettle used in the kitchen screams when it boils.
3	Every chair has one leg slightly shorter than the others.
4	Every stairwell has an illusion of one additional step at the top.
5	There’s a nest in the attic. A big nest. Like, really big.
6	Every Friday, the color of the walls changes to a different festive theme.
7	The building was previously owned by a franchise rival, and the place is filled with their marketing materials.
8	There’s a space inside the headquarters that’s clearly a room, but which has no doors.

Memorable Majordomos

d6	Majordomo
1	A consummate professional. No amount of blood, gore, or viscera will keep them from completing their duties.
2	A sinister figure who sticks to the shadows and respond always to requests with, “Yes, master.”
3	The ghost of the previous owner. They do a terrible job and refer to all prospective clients as trespassers.
4	A brusque, deaf, retired military captain.
5	An incredibly cheerful chef, who insists that no business is more pressing than a full belly.
6	A druid that keeps an open door policy for any and all animals seeking shelter. Their cleaning policy is less rigorous.

Reliable Connections

d8	Connection
1	Kim the Kid: The best fence in town.
2	Jeremy Snoot: The most easily intimidated customs official in the city. From blueprints of government buildings to shipping manifests, he’s your halfling.
3	York Battleby: A dab hand at knitting and swinging a sword. He takes payment in liquor for either service.
4	Diana Fenwick: Noble who wants to play criminal; enthusiastic, inexperienced, and loaded.
5	“G”: The only thing known about this information broker is the dead-drop point where they exchange messages, and that they’re never wrong.
6	Teresa Clearlake: If you’re looking for a place to lie low, her funeral home is ideal.
7	Jenkin Twotooth: Always has a job for those looking to scrape together a few coins. Unfortunately, his teeth outnumber his scruples.
8	“Mustard” Micah: Famous for being able to get goods and people past any blockade. Provided you don’t mind said goods or people smelling strongly of mustard for the next month.

Related Organizations

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