Crosley Kaiser
Insanity Crosley Danger Kaiser (a.k.a. The Madman)
Pirate lord of the The Rickety Rovers
Physical Description
General Physical Condition
Crosley has sown to be incredibly durable serving anything that should have just killed him.
Body Features
He is very short even for a halfing standing around the same size as a kobold.
Facial Features
Scruffy beard
And one lazy eye
Apparel & Accessories
Standard Pirate attire usually with no matching synergy
Mental characteristics
Personal history
Not much is known about Crosleys past it is believed that he was born in Limbo a realm of pure chaos. Somehow he found his way to Ealathra where he became a pirate.
Crosley has a reputation for being chaotic and unpredictable and was just as likely to rob you as he was to propose his love.
He achieved the status of Pirate lord when he rammed his ship into a Kraken, saving the pirate empress's life. A title that means very little to him as he does what he wants anyway.
He has had many run-ins with the WIB mostly bringing chaos when ever he does. He was briefly locked away in Feakriths mental asylum but broke out when Neurion accidentally said the codeword.
His last public stunt saw him launch his ship onto a hoard of undead during the final push for Zriegast-no one knows how he got his ship hundreds of miles in land.
Sexuality
Hard to pin down as he says he had had many lovers both living and inanimate.
Education
He has said to hold two doctorates and has a surprising knowledge of Emu's
Employment
It is assumed he makes his living of piracy but it's not known how he really survives.
Accomplishments & Achievements
Rammed a Kraken with a ship
Married a Garden Gnome
Started a successful insurance business
Won a starting competition against the sun
Failures & Embarrassments
Crosley has no failures only a wonderful turn of events
Mental Trauma
He is medically insane
Intellectual Characteristics
he has surprising bouts of intelligence and moments of rambling madness.
Morality & Philosophy
Ever-changing and never consistent
Taboos
People shapeshifting into emus
and generally any audio or visual stimulation
Personality Characteristics
Motivation
To do what ever thought comes to his mind
Likes & Dislikes
His tastes change daily
Vices & Personality flaws
He has been shown to be completely chaotic putting his own life in danger on a whim many times.
Hygiene
He rarely bathes as he says you'll never see him near water.
Social
Religious Views
He apparently worships the god of Chaos
Divine Classification
Deity
Alignment
Chaotic Neutral
Current Status
Unknown
Species
Church/Cult
Honorary & Occupational Titles
Aptly granted the title of Insanity as his pirate name
Age
160
Date of Birth
Unknown or every other day
Circumstances of Birth
Chaos
Birthplace
Limbo
Children
Sex
Male
Eyes
Bright Blue
Hair
Messy Ginger
Skin Tone/Pigmentation
Muddy Pale
Height
2 ft, 10 in
Weight
39.5 lbs
Quotes & Catchphrases
"Did you know the Emu population is greatly endangered *cries*"
"That's the code word boys!"
"I once had a meaningful and passionate romantic relationship with a fork"
Belief/Deity
Aarin, God Of Chaos
Aligned Organization
Other Affiliations
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