The Reckoning

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If you eat it, you'll cry... twice. Once in, and once out. Three times if it upsets your stomach.
— Sam Harrison
  Born of malicious joking intent, The Reckoning is a burger conceptualized to inflict assfire on those who consume it. It is, or should be, delicious, assuming your sense of taste is still functional after the first bite.   Essentially every ingredient in your typical burger is replaced by some spicy variant. Some are worse than others.   Once it is created, a waiver will likely need to be signed before consumption.

Manufacturing process

Assemble the ingridients in the form of a burger. You may add bacon if you wish.

History

"Is that all you've got?" was heard a few too many times. After testing one of the "Cocoa-Baguette" duo, this monstrosity was devised to show that whatever came prior was not 'all we've got', the result of increasingly spicy burgers all which resulted in taunts for the apparent lack of heat.

Significance

It is a reminder that along with not messing with the IT guy, you probably should not mess with the chef(s) either.
This food item is also related to Nexus 423 and is currently still in development.
Item type
Consumable, Food / Drink
Rarity
Mythical
Raw materials & Components
  • Homemade jalapeno Brioche buns
  • Pepperjack cheese
  • Jalapeno Cheddar cheese
  • Spicy ketchup/chipotle sauce/siracha mayo
  • Spicy pickles
  • A Black Angus patty (choose one): with Sambal sauce added (2 tablespoons)/8 drops Carolina Reaper sauce/4 drops Mad Dog .357
Tools
  • A grill or griddle to cook the patty
  • An oven to make the bread
  • gloves (required for dealing with the content of the patty... DO NOT SKIP THIS!!!)
  • Goggles (same as the gloves. getting those sauces in your eyes is very unpleasant)


Cover image: by Kranjax via Midjourney

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