Legend Lore: Kankelarios
You thought you were so smart, Kanke. So very wise, and cunning, your plans were meticulous and extravagant and overwhelmingly complicated. How your incredible intellect was your greatest weapon, and how with enough time and foresight, you would be untouchable. How untouchable are you now, you ungrateful little gremlin? You, who trembled at my claws, begging for me to spare you. You, who I have sealed away, to be tortured for eternity by the very fire you stoked.
Since your exceptionally timely death, I have had time to think. To ruminate on just how much I despise you. How to truly decimate and ruin your image. I think I’ll start with what a simple spell would speak of you.
‘Here lies Kankelarios, the most insignificant, pathetic wyrmling who ever crawled out of an egg. Kankelarios aspired to nothing, accomplished nothing, and died alone and forgotten. Kankelarios was altogether not worth the energy the Multiverse spared to create, or even let whither away and die. Kankelarios’ existence has been widely proven to be a complete waste of time - and this mistake shall not be repeated.’
I think I’ll talk to your children next. See what they think of their mother. Rest in pieces, idiot.
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