Legend Lore: Scabrous Scrotus, Lord of the Plains of Silence

THE GREAT MACHINE MADE FLESH, LORD OF FUEL AND FIRE, HE WHO GUIDES US TO THE HOLY V8. SCABROUS SCROTUS IS THE LORD OF THE ABYSSAL REALM OF THE PLAINS OF SILENCE.
HE IS THE MECHANIC OF THE PLAINS MADE FLESH, STEERING THOSE OF THE SILENCE TO OUR VALHALLA IN ETERNAL MACHINEDOM. THE HOLIEST OF RITES; TO BE THE PISTON AND BLACKFIRE, RUST AND GEAR, SHAFT AND TYRE. THROUGH HIM WE SEE THIS FATE.
HE GUIDES US TO HONOUR THE MACHINEDOM OF THE PLAINS, TO DRIVE AND FIGHT AND CHAOS AND NOISE AND FUMES. THE ROAR OF THE BLACKFIRE AND SCREAMS OF ENEMIES ARE THE HYMNS THAT WE PLACE BOTH SKULL AND WHEEL, THE HEART OF THE FLESH AND THE ENGINE OF THE MACHINE.
THROUGH HIS BRILLIANCE IN THE MACHINE, HE HAS LINKED OUR GLORIOUS PLAINS TO BLACKFIRE AND BROUGHT US TO COLLISION WITH NARROW STREETS, UNFIT FOR SPEED AND A HERESY AGAINST THE OPEN PLAIN. HE WILL SEE THESE STREETS CRUMBLE, AND IRON MELT UNDER THE HEAT OF THE BLACKFIRE, AND ONCE IT IS BUT SLAG AND SMOKE AND HILARIOUS RUBBLE, HE WILL GUIDE US ONWARD. EVER IN PURSUIT OF SATING THE MACHINEDOM.
LORD SCABROUS LEADS FROM A HOLY CHARIOT ATOP A HOLY CHARIOT ATOP A HOLY CHARIOT. HIS QUADRUPLE V8 STEED ECHOES DISCORDANT IN HARMONY WITH THAT WITH TRACKS SUPPORTING MOUNTAINS. HE WILL RIDE ON THE COMMUNION OF NOISE AND FUME AND TREMOR, AND I WILL GOUGE MY EYES WITH SPANNERS FOR IT TO BE THE LAST SIGHT TO SEE.