shrog Sinister
shrog Sinister (a.k.a. Super sinister shrog)
Super Sinister Shrog was a bard born in drimms deep, he was a wagonboy for a touring band named ballcrab,
Mental characteristics
Personal history
Shrog Sinister was a bard born in drimms deep, he was a wagonboy for a touring band named ballcrab, after touring for a while the band found themselves headlining at the pubawub pub in drimms deep and the show had sold out, that night shrog was forced to clean and sweep the backstage while the band played and had all the funniguy females showing their boobies and stuff. Shrog was filled with envy and dreamed of being on that stage and wowing everyone. While backstage a suprise fan of shrog gifted him an idol and vanished while shrog was viewing it. That night when the band settled in to rest, shrog took the idol and put it next to his pillow. Later in the night shrog had a terrible nightmare about being visited by satan and satan proposed a deal to the young man, the deal gave shrog a magical guitar shaped like an axe. When shrog awoke he thought the nightmare was just a nightmare but in his room there layed a powerful guitar with a note from satan himself, not only was shrog given a magical guitar but he was also able to play like a sauvant but he felt different, shrog had sold his soul in exchange to become a powerful musician. After a short time the band had found out and kicked shrog from the band, now left with his newfound abilities, his wagon called filled britches and his trusting mule Kickass, he set off to become a solo musician, he went around and performed for the lot all across the isle of gool.
Gender Identity
male
Sexuality
male
Education
wagonering school, shrog before getting in to the band ballcrab, he took wagonering school in galenport and he got to the top in his class earning a title of master wagoner
Employment
wagonboy(past)
traveling musician(present)
Accomplishments & Achievements
wagonboy
made a deal wit da devil
master wagoner
Failures & Embarrassments
being a wagonboy for a band
band brought him out and the entire crowd boo'd him
Mental Trauma
not getting to see funniguy female boobies
uncle-source of crabs
dad layed hands on shrog everyday
Morality & Philosophy
asshole
Taboos
people bragging about their popularity
Personality Characteristics
Motivation
to perform and to WAGON
to outperform old band mates
Likes & Dislikes
Likes-wagons
boobies
top
guitar
donkey/mules
Dislikes-other people bragging
dick
balls
crabs
horses
zebras
Virtues & Personality perks
funny
musician
Vices & Personality flaws
highly envious
Hygiene
none
has crabs on balls only
CLEAN DICK
Social
Contacts & Relations
Freddie dread a spy who did vocals for ballcrab
Cigaro a chimp who played drums for ballcrab
antimibugs a funniguy who played guitar for ballcrab
satan
mother and father and uncle
Family Ties
super weird uncle
super stupid mother
super sadistic dad
VERY distant relation to superbattleguy and the battlers
Religious Views
satanic
Social Aptitude
socially apt
Mannerisms
scratches balls from time to time
plays air guitar at times
Hobbies & Pets
guitar playing and wagoning
Wealth & Financial state
poor
Traveling bard with an axe like electric guitar obtained from a deal with Satan
Current Location
New Andrews Town
Alignment
chaotic neutral
Honorary & Occupational Titles
Sinister
master wagoner
Age
30
Date of Birth
14th of vahs rain
Birthplace
Drimms Deep
Children
Current Residence
traveling
Gender
male
Eyes
red
Hair
ginger
Skin Tone/Pigmentation
blue
Height
5ft
Weight
130
Quotes & Catchphrases
she wag on my ball till i crab
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