Guild report from Little Ham Village - 0.2.16 agf

Quepid's biscuits

The guild was throwing a huge Valentine's Day party in the evening, so they tasked the party with going to Little Ham Village to buy their famous ham.

Upon arriving, the party immediately find the ham store at the entrance to the town. It is run by a skinny, hunched over elderly man with a long white beard. His name is Di Ying. He sells the adventures the ham.

As the party is about to leave, they notice a young man confessing to a mature woman. She accepts, but before they kiss, an old man with pale skin, messy clothes, pink eyes and heart shaped irises, sprints to the young man, tackles him to the ground and passionately kisses him.

After a few seconds he shifts his gaze to the woman. The adventures step in and kill the old man before he does anything else. Then they see the young man that got kissed, stand back up and tackle the woman as he then kisses her. She then gets back up and they both go after the party trying to kiss them. A horde of other afflicted people come out also trying to kiss the party.
The party killed a lot of these people without trying to find a way to save them. Some of the members were kissed and turned into kissing thralls. Luckily another member was Able to cure the effects.
It is discovered that these Valentine's biscuits are responsible for people become kiss zombies.
They find the kitchen where these biscuits were made. They find a note written by Quepid to come and find him in a building to help spread love.
The party go there, discover Quepid (looks exactly like cupid) made these biscuits, and they attacked him.
Turns out Quepid was actually an Incubus in disguise and the party immediately kills him, ending all charm effects cause by the biscuits. However, most of the town was still dead.
The party find a staff of charming and some other potions left behind by Quepid and they then take the ham back to the guild for the following party.