The Last Will and Testament of Lord William Bregan of Dingaford

To my daughter Vella, I leave my most treasured material possession – my flying carpet. She knows where to find it.

To my granddaughter Alluhana or whoever she names as next of kin, I leave all the assorted paraphernalia found below stage in the theater.

To Lord Breac Sunfist or whoever he names as next of kin, I leave the manor of Dingaford, title to the Duchy of Dingaford, and any legal rights and responsibilities associated with said title.

To Captain Bren Wylath or whoever he names as next of kin, I leave the Wind’s Desire.

To dearest Rhillaine, I leave one of my libraries. All she has to do is find said library in the basement of Lord Gillmont’s manor in Tanquary Bay. A secret door under the rug in the bedroom can be opened with a magical pass phrase, which is recorded on a small scroll found in one of the busts of the front hall of Dingaford Manor. You know – the ones that shoot darts at you. Just look for the one bust that can’t shoot darts, because it has a scroll blocking the way.

Finally, to whoever manages to kill me I leave:

• All stashes of valuables and equipment I have left across Elanora, which can be identified by my symbol and opened with that same pass phrase
• My pet chicken, Gus, who is probably the only thing left alive and not a crazy zombie-plant in Columbja.
• My debts, which are too lengthy to list here, so I have recorded them in the library I left Rhillaine.

Lord William Bregan of Dingaford

Thanks to the efforts of Agent Ideal, the guild knows the abovementioned passphrase to be as follows - and for the record, these are Whisper's words, not ours, we're just recording what we found:

"Go f*** yourself, Rhillaine"