Dwarvish

Dwarvish is one of the oldest languages known to be spoken in several past ages at least, no one knows exactly how old it is as the dwarves that speak it never thought it important enough to write down, it routinely looses and gains words so often to the point where no one knows just how much of the language is original.
Only in recent years have dwarven historians tried to narrow down the language and stop the random changing of words, to some limited success.
It is known that some of the oldest records in existence from the Age of darkness mention the dwarves, not their language exactly but it is believed that their language must have existed if they did, at least in some form.

Common Phrases

"cò an cù a tha thu" Who the fuck are you.
"dè tha am fuck ag iarraidh" What the fuck do you want.
"far am faod am fear a bhith a ’ceannach ìm agus cuid de chàise" Where the fuck can i buy some butter and some cheese.