The Killjoy Misfortune Party

Anti-Desire Hedon Fundamentalists "The Party must go on!"

"Make some noise!"
— Vigor Mortis

An Anti-Hedon group, themselves all defects from Hedon, who want to see the current Regime replaced with something less reckless. As far as they're concerned, its the people right to take their lives into their own hands, but not the factions' right. Most are very powerful, as the party is very select about who can join. They're disjointed, but can call on each other in the blink of an eye.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

PULP SYMMETRIES BRINGS YOU THE ODD-DAY TALE OF VIGOR MORTIS AND HIS MERRY BAND OF MISFITS, MISTAKES, AND MISCREANTS: THE KILLJOY MISFORTUNE PARTY. JOIN THEM ON THEIR STRANGE ADVENTURES TO THE EDGES OF THE LIMITS OF SANITY, PROBABILITY, AND BELIEVABILITY STARRING SUCH NAMES AS: VIGOR MORTIS - THE SPEEDBALLING UNDEAD WHO'S POSITIVELY FUCKED IN THE HEAD. XANI SHALADES - I'M SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF HOW FUCKING AWESOME I AM~! DIRK BRUTAL - BADASS IN A CAN, SHAKE N' TOSS AT YOUR ENEMIES FOR ADDED MAYHEM! MAMA-SAN - IS SHE GONNA HAVE TO SHANK A BITCH? LADY TSZUJMENT - DRESSED TO KILL. SHATHRU-NIS - KING OF THE ETERNAL BENDER.