Brandobaris

Master of Stealth, Misadventure, The Trickster, The Irrepressible Scamp, The Friendly Rapscallion

It is a sad stereotype that halflings are considered by many to be scheming, greedy meddlers, with short attention spans. Arguably, Brandobaris is the cause of these stereotypes, as he embodies everything that the tall folk fear of his people. True followers of The Irrepressible Scamp know that greed is shallow, and instead, one’s trickery, sneaking, and nimble fingers, should be put to work seeking adventure and excitement, rather than simply treasure.
The priests of Brandobaris are known as The Hands of Misadventure. They build no temples or shrines to their god, but instead travel with the good word, holding sermons of the Church of Misadventure anywhere that open ears are willing to listen to the wily tales of the Scamp. Some especially cheeky Hands of Misadventure are known for giving out bags of candy molded into lewd shapes, after a tale of Brandobaris freeing thousands of captives and leaving only a vase of flowers and some erotic chocolates behind.
On the night of the full moon, Brandobarans will squirrel away one stolen item in the best hiding spot they can think of; this is known as Brandobaris’s tithe. Children are often challenged to try to find these treasures to gain the god’s favor. For this reason, bakers and toymakers go on high alert around the new moon, as they know their most beloved treats and playthings are in the most danger of being lifted and stuck away in a dark hole somewhere.

Divine Classification

Trickery domain

Alignment

Neutral