Satyr

Overview

Satyrs are raucous fey that frolic in wild forests, driven by curiosity and hedonism in equal measure.
Satyrs resemble stout humans with the furry lower bodies and cloven hooves of goats. Horns sprout from their heads, ranging in shape from a pair of small nubs to large, curling rams’ horns. They typically sport facial hair.

Hedonistic Revelers

Satyrs crave the strongest drink, the most fragrant spices, and the most dizzying dances. A satyr feels starved when it can’t indulge itself, and it goes to great lengths to sate its desires. It might kidnap a fine minstrel to hear lovely songs, sneak through a well-defended garden to gaze upon a beautiful lad or lass, or infiltrate a palace to taste the finest food in the land. Satyrs allow no festivity to pass them by. They partake in any holiday they’ve heard of. Civilizations of the world have enough festivals and holy days among them to justify nonstop celebration.
Inebriated on drink and pleasure, satyrs give no thought to the consequences of the hedonism they incite in others. They leave such creatures mystified at their own behavior. Such revelers might have to scrounge for excuses to explain their disordered state to parents, employers, family, or friends.

Satyr CR: 1/2 (100 XP)

Medium fey, chaotic neutral

Armor Class: 14 (leather armor)

Hit Points: 31 (7d8)

Speed: 40 ft

STR

12 +1

DEX

16 +3

CON

11 +0

INT

12 +1

WIS

10 +0

CHA

14 +2

Skills: Perception +2, Performance +6, Stealth +5

Senses: Passive Perception 12

Languages: Common, Elvish, Sylvan

Challenge Rating: 1/2 (100 XP)

Magic Resistance. The satyr has advantage on saving throws against spells and other magical effects.

Actions

Ram. Melee Weapon Attack: +3 to hit, reach 5 feet, one target. Hit: 2d4 + 1 bludgeoning damage.
Shortsword. Melee Weapon Attack: +5 to hit, reach 5 feet, one target. Hit: 1d6 + 3 piercing damage.
Shortbow. Ranged Weapon Attack: +5 to hit, range 80/320 feet, one target. Hit: 1d6 + 3 piercing damage.

Lifespan

500 years

Average Height

5 feet

Average Weight

100 to 150 pounds