“Final Rites? Been ages since last I heard of her. The barge of saints and sinners, floating along the River Styx to… heh, Hell if I'd ever know. Sure, friend, you can find yourself aboard quite easy. Just ask the winds real nice, wait until the moons and stars go to bed, pay the ferryman what he's owed, and don't slip. Cuz once you fall, ain't a damn soul aboard who'd catch you. Yes, friend, even the angels.”